the adventures of tamari battery burns

tamari battery burns conquers russia

turns out tamari battery burns got on the wrong flight AGAIN and ends up in Siberia, Russia. He then wrestles a grizzly bear in the snowy tundra then befriended the bear before riding into a chuck e. cheese, then played DDR. After that he magically appeared in moscow and went to the capitol building. The russian military tried to stop him but he fucking sends them to the eldritch plane then force putin to give him russia or he'll give him battery burns, which he complied, after this tamari battery burns magically disappeared.