On the boat ride to somewhere tamari decides to take a nap and gets the fucking Atreus treatment in this bitch (like when Atreus went to Jotunheim in his dreams or smth) and gets transferred to another verse and wakes up in the hit location forest maze from Super Mario RPG: The Legend of the Seven Stars and meets hit character Geno from Super Mario RPG: The Legend of the Seven Stars, where he is assigned to find an actual tamari plushie (not the GITD version). he found one quickly and was rewarded with a printed copy of the wikipedia page for weezer (band) as well as a pit of rice which he was pushed into by geno and that woke him up and when he woke up he was almost at his destination
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the adventures of tamari battery burns
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