the adventures of tamari battery burns

Tamari goes to the United States and doesnt become a corrupt politician

Tamari gets on a flight from Paris, France, sadly though he cant read so instead of going to where he was supposed to go (Stockholm, Sweden) he instead lands in Denver, Colorado, United States of America. he sees a fumo plushie on display in the airport and steals it, which to no one gives a fuck. 

Tamari was walking around denver and saw a building called world marshal hq and so he tried to enter it but denver police stopped him, so tamari fucking kills them with battery burns. On his way walking in he sees a dude at the entrance in red and black and shit and he attacks tamari, he puts up a good fight since he can like take himself apart and shit and put himself back together but tamari wins. he then breaks into world marshal and goes to the roof where he sees yet another man this time with like shields with explosives and shit and he has really big scissors. the man takes the tamari plushie (not the fumo) tamari received during his time in the forest maze from super mario rpg: legend of the 7 stars and cuts it in half. Tamari is furious and fucking kills him brutally before leaving world marshal and visits the capital of the usa and telling the president unholy information before leaving and hopefully going to the right location.