tamari lands in a military airbase in pakistan where the floor crumbles and out comes a huge ass mech, after this hit character Senator Armstrong from hit game Metal Gear Rising Revengeance gives a monologue where he spreaded misinformation about tamari and now the world hates tamari for his effort to go to sweden to get a table from Ikea. armstrong then gets in his huge ass mech and starts fighting tamari but tamari triumphs and they have another fight on the mech but armstrong uses nanomachines to buff himself. in short tamari gets his ass whooped but the fumo he stole from back in denver gets ripped slightly which causes him to get a little mad and he gave armstrong a lot of battery burns, with tamari winning in the end and now being a convict and being on many watch lists. Tamari walked away from the destroyed airbase action movie style as an explosion happened as he was walking, touhou fumo reimu plushie in hand.
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the adventures of tamari battery burns
Mizahhe goes on an adventure to go to ikea HQ