ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕍𝕀𝕀𝕀: 𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕒
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"My bed is empty" Lorelei said as she saw she was by herself. She got dressed and got ready for the day
"Hey, have you seen Damon?" Stefan asked as Lorelei walked out of her room
"I saw him last night. Though, I'm guessing he ditched me since I couldn't find him in my bed" Lorelei stated bluntly. Stefan groaned
"Why him? I don't understand. Lorelei you're stunning, you can do so much better than him" Stefan reasoned. Lorelei chuckled
"Relax. It's not like I'm dating him. I have higher standards, but what can I say? The man has a couple tricks up his sleeve" Lorelei stated
"Ew" He said
"You asked" She responded
"Okay, well there's something else I think I should tell you" Stefan said, getting serious
"What is it?" Lorelei asked
"So basically.. back in 1864, me and Damon both fell in love with the same girl and her name was Katherine and she's a whore and Elena is her doppelganger" Stefan said. Lorelei's eyes went wide
"Can you repeat that? Because it almost sounded like you're saying you're dating your two-timing ex's doppelganger who happens to be my niece..?" Lorelei asked
"Yeah" Stefan said. Lorelei could only stare in shock
"Bitch, don't you ever talk to me about bad taste.. because how are you gonna.." Lorelei trailed off as she tried to find a reason why that made sense
"How are you gonna date somebody who looks like an ex you hate?! Are you fucking mental?!" Lorelei asked
"Probably" He responded. Lorelei shook her head like a disapproving parent
"I'm telling Elena. This is not cool" She said before she dialed Elena.
"Elena's phone" A masculine voice said that belonged to Damon. Lorelei was slightly surprised
"Oh, so you fucked me and then went to go hang with my niece.. cool" Lorelei said unamused
"Is that Damon? What's he doing with Elena?" Stefan asked
"I would love to know the answer to that too" Lorelei said
"Oh, you know. Just a little road trip" Damon said. Lorelei could hear the smirk on his face. She lightly nodded
"Yeah, okay.. um friends with benefits status has been revoked" Lorelei said. She could hear Damon groaning
"Don't be like that!" Damon whined
"I'm not sure how comfortable I am with you hanging out with my niece who looks like exactly like your ex girlfriend" Lorelei said. The line was silent for a minute
"Oh.. so.. you know about that.." Damon said. Lorelei had a fake smile on her face
"I do.. and let me tell you.. when you return I'm cutting your dick off and feeding it to you" Lorelei said. Damon was offended
"Me?! I'm not the one screwing Elena! That's Stefan!" Damon yelled
"Ew! Damon, don't tell her that!" Elena said
"Don't worry I'll cut his dick off too" Lorelei said. She turned to look at Stefan only to see he had disappeared
"You can't hide Stefan!" Lorelei yelled
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