Private Messages
Iwaizumi Hajime - Sugawara Koushi
Shi chan:
Hajime
please explain to me
why the actual FUCK
ushijima and asahi are in front of my house
screaming bloody murder?
Ji chan:
when'd you turn british
also
why would I know
Shi chan:
probably because their screaming your name at top volume
Ji chan:
Maybe you shouldn't steal ppl muffins
Shi chan:
wait
how'd you know about that
Ji chan:
N E ways
it could be because I called you by your first name
Ushijima did say he would kill you
I thought he was joking though
Shi chan:
hold up
you have ushijima's number?
Ji chan:
no im in a groupchat with him
why?
Shi chan:
YOUR in a groupchat with USHIJIMA
AND
you know about me stealing asahi's muffin
do the aces just have a groupchat or smth?
Ji chan:
actually yeah
we do
is that so not believable?
Shi chan:
its just
Does oikawa know about it
Ji chan:
of course not
Neither do sei or ta
so do NOT tell them
Shi chan:
*insert shocked gasp*
HAJIME
YOU ARENT TELLING MATSUKAWA OR HANAMAKI ABOUT YOUR AFFAIR?
Ji chan:
IT ISN'T AN AFFAIR GODDAMNIT
Shi chan:
HAJIME
MOTHER WOULD BE DISSAPOINTED IN YOU
WHAT HAS HER SON BECOME OF?
Ji chan:
OH SHUT UP
Shi chan:
WELL I THINK
wait
shit
WHAT THE FUCK
HAJIME CALL THE COPS
Ji chan:
what
why
Shi chan:
USHIJIMA AND ASAHI BROKE IN
CALL THE COPS
Ji chan:
WHERE ARE YOU?
Shi chan:
IN THE CLOSET
IM HIDING
CALL THE COPS
Ji chan:
alright
im just saying this right now
this is karma for stealing the muffin
never should have stolen that muffin
alrighty then
uh
survive
Iwaizumi Hajime has gone offline
Shi chan:
HAJIME
YOU HOT PIECE OF SHIT
DONT LEAVE ME TO DIE YOU DONADKFJdk;akdfj
YOU ARE READING
Ace of spades
HumorJoin the crack ass stupid shit of the haikyuu aces group chat. Might contain some Helluva boss, jujutsu kaisen, and Heathers the musical spoilers. Features: Sakusa being a simp for Atsumu Asahi ready to beat the everliving shit out of Suga Ushijima...
