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bokushou - sassy man apocalypse

daishou →
bokuto ←

a/n: after the flower is the stuff im making up and itll be like that for every chapter

Thurs, Nov 2 at 9:02 PM

ok so basically

uh oh debrief boutta be crazy

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STOP
BASICALLY
i was at the mall right

as usual

HUSH
i was at the mall and it was this group in front of me walking slow as shit

ugh hate slow walkers

RIGHT
so i was trying to go around them but this one bitch was just all in my way

hate her already

so her friend was like "u all in his way" then she had the nerve to go "i dont care"

OH NO SHE DIDNT

E-FUCKING-XACTLY.
lord it took every inch of my being to not just push that girl by her fucking CRANIUM

i wouldve laughed so damn hard if u did that while i was with u

i know u wouldve cuz ur fucking evil

right cuz i was the one who wanted to shove a girl by her nugget

NUGGET

yes.

i cant with u

Fri, Nov 3 at 10:27 PM

bro

baby**
but thanks

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WDYM "THANKS" ???
anyway
BABY im so hungry rn

i got somethin u can eat

im not doing that.

nvm then
if ur a pussy eater then just say that 😞

IM NOT ?!?
ANYWAY.
u should totally go get me some food

no

excuse me
wdym no 😞

cuz u never know what the hell u wanna eat 😐
and im not getting u mcdonald's.

WHY

its going straight to ur ass and thighs and im afraid its getting to the point where i cant handle all that 😔

u know u can handle all this ass dont even play with me like that 😐

alr when yo ass start smacking me back i dont wanna hear NUTHIN ‼️‼️🙅🏻‍♀️

U ARE SO IRRITATING

Sat, Nov 4 at 6:18 PM