A Trip To Class 3-E

Transfer Student Time + Improvement Time

Transfer Student Time + Improvement Time

I was walking with Nagisa, Sugino and Okajima up the hill to class. "Man, I wish we could have stayed there longer~" I stretched my arms. "Yeah, it was fun." Sugino sighed. I looked at him then smirked and let out a small giggle.

"Huh? What are you laughing about?" Sugino asked me. I looked at him then looked straight ahead. "Oh nothing~" I said playfully. The three gave me a questioning look.

"Anyway, didn't Karasuma-Sensei send us a message yesterday?" I asked Nagisa. "Oh yeah." Nagisa pulled out his phone and opened up the message. "Reading the message, it has to be a hitman." Sugino said.

"So we'll be getting another transfer student that's an assassin, huh?" Okajima sweatdropped. I nodded and smiled because it was Ritsu, one of my favourite characters.

Sugino asked if it'll be someone our age, unlike Bitch-Sensei. "Oh right. I was curious about that, so I asked if there are any photos of them." Okajima said as he pulled out his phone.

He went into his camera roll. "And this is what came back." Okajima showed us the photo of Ritsu. "Oh, it's a girl. She's just cute, I can't see her as an assassin at all." Sugino said as he looked at the picture.

"Man! Now I'm kinda nervous." Sugino stretched out his arms. "I wonder if we'll be able to get along..." Okajima said.

We sped up our pace to get to the building.

After a few minutes, we got there. Sugino slid the door open and entered saying "Is the transfer student here yet?" but then he noticed Ritsu's box.

"Good morning." Ritsu spoke. "As of today, I will be attending this school. I am the 'Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery'. It is a pleasure to meet you." She finished.

Ritsu went into powering saving mode and the three had weird expressions. "Well, this'll be fun~" I said with a quiet chuckle. They looked at me with questioning looks and I stuck my tongue out.

~Later~

We were gathered around Karasuma-Sensei and Ritsu. "I believe most of you already know, but let me introduce the transfer student." Karasuma-Sensei spoke.

"This is Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery-San who came here from Norway." Karasuma-Sensei had an alarming expression on and everyone sweatdropped.

Koro-Sensei started to chuckle and Bitch-Sensei had the same expression as Karasuma-Sensei. "You better not laugh. You're the same sort of sideshow act." Karasuma-Sensei told Koro-Sensei.

Karasuma-Sensei started to explain to Koro-Sensei that she would be attacking from the back, and told him that he can't attack her since he made a contract, and she is also considered a student.

~Later~

Koro-Sensei was teaching math to everyone, and Kayano and Nagisa were whispering about Ritsu. Koro-Sensei turned his back to the blackboard then Ritsu's box thing turned on.

A bunch of guns came out of Ritsu's box. "So it really does!" Nagisa shouted. "Freaking cool!" Sugino shouted out.

Then, she started to shoot at Koro-Sensei.

Of course, Koro-Sensei either dodged the bullets or deflected them with his chalk. "4 shotguns and 2 machine guns. This is quite a heavy barrage, but the students here do this sort of thing on a regular basis." Koro-Sensei told Ritsu.

"Also, firing during lessons is prohibited." Koro-Sensei told Ritsu.

She put her guns away. "I will keep that in mind. Continue, and I will adjust my attacks." Ritsu spoke then turned off.

Koro-Sensei said "You don't learn at all from experience." as he turned his back. Ritsu took out her guns and started to shoot again.

Koro-Sensei tried to deflect the bullets with his chalk but a piece of his tentacle came off when the bullet hit.

Everyone looked surprised as Koro-Sensei got hit. Ritsu started to put her guns away.

"Right fingertip has been destroyed. Effectiveness of expanded secondary gun confirmed." Ritsu spoke.

"The killing probability of the next shot is less than 0.001 %. The killing probability of the shot after that is less than 0.003 %. The probability that I'll kill you before graduation is greater than 90 %." Ritsu calculated.

"I look forward to learning from you, Koro-Sensei. Continue and I will adjust my attack." Ritsu smiled happily at Koro-Sensei.

~Time skip~

Ritsu continued to try and assassinate Koro-Sensei. This went on for a while. Until she was done and we had to clean all the bullets.

"Man. Why do we have to clean this up?" I whined. "Quit whining and do your work." Kai jabbed me lightly with his broom.

"Shut it." I told him. "Hey Fixed Artillery-San, don't you have any cleaning functions?" Muramatsu asked Ritsu. Ritsu didn't answer, she kept off.

"Tch. Ignoring me much?" Muramatsu looked like he was about to punch the box. "Give it a rest. Picking fight with a machine won't do any good." Yoshida told him.

~The next day~

Yesterday, the entire day Ritsu was trying to shoot at us.

I was seated at my desk. Ritsu was turning on and was about to start shooting.

Then, she noticed that she was taped together. "Koro-Sensei, I cannot deploy my guns as the way I am. Please remove my restraints." Ritsu spoke.

Everyone turned to look at her. "Hmm... If you say that, I can't really..." Koro-Sensei scratched his head.

"This was your doing, wasn't it? This is violence against your student. I'm sure you signed the contract saying this sort of stuff is not allowed." Ritsu stated with her usual blank expression.

"You're wrong. I did it." Terasaka spun his role of tape around. "This'll probably interfere with what you had planned. Kill him after you've got common sense, you piece of junk." Terasaka looked annoyed.

"Well, a machine wouldn't know about common sense." Sugaya half turned his head towards her. "We'll undo this after class, alright?" Hara had a friendly smile.

"So there you have it. We won't be interrupted in class like yesterday." Sugino turned to Ritsu.

~Next day~

I was already sitting in class, no one else was there besides Ritsu. I heard the door sliding open.

"Huh? Naomi-San, you're early. Wait, doesn't the screen look bigger than before?" Sugino asked.

Then, Ritsu started turning on and full body Ritsu was shown. "Good morning! Sugino-San, Nagisa-San!" Ritsu cheerfully said.

I quickly pulled out my phone then the two had the funniest faces ever. I quickly took a picture and started to laugh.

"Haha! Man, this'll be my new wallpaper." I laughed. They both gave me glares and I stuck my tongue out.

Koro-Sensei appeared behind Nagisa and Sugino. "In order to create a sense of familiarity, I used a full-screen LCD display and modeling software for her body and clothes. All of it made by myself for 80,000 yen!" Koro-Sensei told us.

"The weather is splendid today! I'm glad I can spend a day like this with everyone!" Ritsu said.

I gave a thumbs up to Nagisa and Sugino who had slight shocked expressions.

"An abundance of facial expressions and a cheerful way of speaking. The massive software operating them and the memory supplements. Also all handmade for 12,000 yen!" Koro-Sensei spoke and Nagisa had a weird expression. "The amount of money Sensei has left is 5 yen!" Koro-Sensei shouted.

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Ritsu has finally showed up! Yay~ xD Alright. Hope you enjoyed this part, bye~~~