Robber Time 2nd Hour
I ran to the class building, I was a little late. Kai already left a while ago so I was left behind. I didn't get to tie my hair but I brought two ribbons and tied my hair into long pigtails.
I entered the building and breathed in and out since I ran most of the way. I slid the door open and saw everyone looking at something in disgust.
"What's going on...?" I asked.
I looked at the magazine, and realized it was that time.
Koro-Sensei then slid the door open and everyone gave him looks of disgust. "EYES OF DISGUST?!" He shouted.
He was confused and someone started reading. "An underwear thief targeting large breasted woman. The culprit is a large man with a yellow head. Nurufufufufu~ he laughs, and leaves goo behind."
"This is totally you, Koro-Sensei."
"How could you?"
"Honestly, it's disgusting."
"Please wait a minute! Sensei doesn't know anything about this!!" He waved the newspaper around.
"Then what's your excuse? Last night what were you doing while this happened?" Hayami asked him.
"Well, I was shaking around some french fries while moving up and down at the distance of 10 000m~30 000m."
"WHO THE HELL COULD CONFIRM THAT?!"
"There's no point in having an excuse anyway." Yoshida said.
"No matter where he is, for the most part, he can return to town in an instant." Hazama stated.
"Wha?!--"
"Hold on guys! We can't just accuse him like that!" Isogai defended Koro-Sensei.
"It's true that Koro-Sensei has a lot of worldly desires. But if you think about all the things he's done until now, the worst he's done is...
Picking up and reading porno magazines and... Being bribed with photos of girls in swimsuits and... Staring at innapropriate magazines at break like he lost it and... 'Hand bras wont do, please let me give you a tentacle bra' he would write on postcards and..."
Isogai stopped and clenched his fists, "...please tell us the truth Koro-Sensei..."
I laughed behind my hand. It was cute and funny how he defended Koro-Sensei then started doubting him.
"Not you too, Isogai-Kun!" Koro-Sensei cried.
Koro-Sensei started yelling that he's innocent and headed to his desk, when he opened the drawer, it was full of bras.
I almost started laughing but I had to keep my cool.
Okano came running with the roll book, when we opened it, it had all the girls cup sizes next to their names.
Okano-A, Okuda-A, Kataoka-C, Kayano-Forever 0 which angered Kayano, Kanzaki-B, Kurahashi-B, Nakamura-D, Hazama-A, Hara-C, Honda--which would be me-D, Fuwa-B, and Yada-E.
I blushed a little since mine was also written out. Maehara turned the page, and said that he also recorded everyone in the city with F or higher.
Everyone gave him silent yet deadly glares. "H-HOLD ON! I know! Let's all have a barbeque! It thought we'd have one after school so I prepared these! Check out these skewers!" He yelled as he pulled out bras with skewers stuck in them.
"Don't they look del...icious..?" He slowed down as he realized what was wrong with the picture.
"This guy's dangerous..."

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A Trip To Class 3-E
Fanfiction[COMPLETED 2015-2016] 《Assassination classroom / Ansatsu Kyoushitsu》 Naomi Honda is an average teenage girl that loves anime. Her favourite anime, none other than "Assassination classroom". She has wished to be part of the story, experiencing it all...