MIA: Wow... that's a lot.
DEADPOOL: Yeah you've missed quite a bit.
Ben then walks into the room.
BEN: I know we've needed to catch her up on everything but I really need help fixing my omnitrix.
DEADPOOL: First, who is "we", and second, I already have something like that.
Deadpool walks up to Ben and pulls up his sleeve, revealing his Adventure Time watch.
BEN: I promise you that is not the same thing.
DEADPOOL: I don't see a difference.
BEN: There is a very big difference.
DEADPOOL: At least mine works!
Ash then enters the room, interrupting the two arguing.
ASH: I can help you fix your little watch.
BEN: Really? How?
ASH: I know a guy.
Ash grabs the omnitrix before he and Deadpool board Uni.
ASH: We'll be back.
Uni, Ash, and Deadpool zorp out of the hideout.
MIA: Where the hell are they going?
BEN: Not a clue.
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The three of them land on the sidewalk in New York City.
DEADPOOL: Oh, this place again.
ASH: I know, I know, but this guy could really help us... especially if I have to threaten him again.
Ash and Deadpool get off Uni. Deadpool turns the corner and sees a bus headed right for him. He quickly takes a step back and avoids being hit.
DEADPOOL: Thank god I didn't get hit this time, ain't that right, Ash?
Deadpool then takes a step forward and falls directly through a manhole cover. Ash steps forward and looks down at Deadpool.
ASH: Need help?
DEADPOOL: Shut the fuck up!
Deadpool and Ash walk into the Baxter Building and right into the elevator.
DEADPOOL: Ash?
ASH: Yeah?
DEADPOOL: Do you think you could give me your boots?
ASH: What, why?
DEADPOOL: Mine are wet.
Ash looks down at Deadpool's boots, which are soaking wet.
ASH: Can you even feel that?
DEADPOOL: No, they're waterproof. It's just gross.
ASH: I'm not giving you my boots.
DEADPOOL: Why??
ASH: Why would I want your wet boots?
DEADPOOL: They're covered in shit water! I need dry boots to be comfortable.
ASH: Again, why the fuck would I want to wear your wet boots when I have my perfectly dry boots?!
DEADPOOL: Your boots suck! Have you had the same pair since the 80s? Have you even washed them? Christ.
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Deadpool and Ash: Long Live The King
ActionAfter the events of Deadpool and Ash: Hail To The King, Deadpool and Ash must defend the Omniverse against a new threat, The King, who is hellbent on destroying the Omniverse and rebuilding it in his vision.
