DEADPOOL: Should we go into this place?
ASH: We can't really leave, can we?
Ash and Deadpool start walking through the small town of Hawkins. They look around at the buildings and the cars, and notice something feels off.
ASH: This feels like the 80s.
DEADPOOL: I'm sure it's not the 80s, Ash.
A bus then drives away, revealing a Blockbuster Video behind it.
DEADPOOL: Okay, nevermind, I guess it's the 80s. Wait, I want you to see something.
Deadpool grabs Ash's hand and tries to pull him across the street.
ASH: Get off of me.
They both walk into the Blockbuster and up to the front desk.
DEADPOOL: Do you have Evil Dead?
BLOCKBUSTER EMPLOYEE: What?
DEADPOOL: Evil Dead. The Evil Dead. Sam Raimi's Evil Dead.
ASH: What kinda name is Sam Raimi?
EMPLOYEE: I'm sorry, sir, I don't think that... exists.
DEADPOOL: Fuck!
Deadpool grabs Ash's hand and storms out of the store. They both look around outside.
ASH: Quit grabbing my hand.
DEADPOOL: It makes me feel safe.
ASH: Well, I'm parched. You got a nickel on you? I wanna go get a soda pop.
DEADPOOL: Soda for a nickel???
ASH: We've seen stranger things than that.
DEADPOOL: Well, It's not the 1980- ooooh. What year is it exactly?
Deadpool walks towards the end of the street and grabs a newspaper.
DEADPOOL: 1987.
ASH: Holy shit.
DEADPOOL: 1987? You must be like 50 years old in this universe!
ASH: Up yours!
DEADPOOL: Oh my god.
They continue walking down the street until they find a diner.
DEADPOOL: Do you actually need a drink? We could stop here.
They both walk in and sit down. A waitress walks up.
WAITRESS: My I take your order, gentlemen?
ASH: Why yes, ma'am, I'd like two stacks of your finest pancakes and a tall glass of cold cola.
Ash winks at the waitress, who slowly turns over to look at Deadpool.
WAITRESS: And for you?
DEADPOOL: I'll just take a water.
The waitress flips her notepad and walks away.
ASH: Make that a rootbeer float!
DEADPOOL: Do you even have the money for this?
ASH: I have that and then some.
DEADPOOL: Alright then.
ASH: Why? You think I'm broke or something?
DEADPOOL: I mean, I was just asking.
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Deadpool and Ash: Long Live The King
ActionAfter the events of Deadpool and Ash: Hail To The King, Deadpool and Ash must defend the Omniverse against a new threat, The King, who is hellbent on destroying the Omniverse and rebuilding it in his vision.
