Deadpool, Ash, Ben, and Uni zorp onto a massive battlefield. Bullets, lasers, and people fly over their heads. It's a complete war zone.
ASH: Where the hell are we?
DEADPOOL: I just found the universe with the most Dominos.
BEN: Like the pizza?
DEADPOOL: No, you fucking idiot-
Deadpool then gets stabbed in the back and falls to the ground. He looks up and sees Penny Plunderer wheeling away. Deadpool stands back up.
DEADPOOL: Did you just stab me and get on your fucking heelys??
PENNY PLUNDERER: Mmmm. Pennies!
ASH: What the fuck.
Penny Plunderer then explodes. His blood and guts start flying towards the group, but it's blocked by a force field created by Uni. Deadpool walks over and checks Uni's device and sees that multiple multiverses collided during the incursions, creating one giant universal battlefield.
DEADPOOL: Anyway, what we're doing here is looking for Domino. Everybody try and find her!
Deadpool then runs into battle, with his arms flailing in the air. Ash leans over to Ben.
ASH: I have no idea who this Domino chick is.
BEN: Me neither.
Suddenly the two are wrapped in roots. Ben opens his omnitrix and selects Swampfire, he breaks out of Groot's grasp and attempts to light him on fire. Groot grabs his arm and punches him in the face. Ben gets smashed into the ground, Groot picks him up again and smashes him again, causing him to turn back into Ben and break his omnitrix.
ASH: You need help?
BEN: Yeah, maybe!
Ash gets ready to fight, when Uni unravels Groot's roots, and then crushes him.
ASH: Is there anything you can't do?!
Uni neighs.
ASH: Actually... that makes sense.
Ash sits down on the ground to rest.
ASH: I need a rest.
Uni neighs.
ASH: Yes, already! I'm tired. I'll get back up soon.
BEN: Well you're gonna have to be here alone 'cause Uni has to take me back to the base.
ASH: Why?
BEN: My omnitrix broke. I'm practically useless without it.
ASH: Trust me, kid, I get it.
Ben then boards Uni and zorps out.
ASH: Well... now we wait.
Deadpool runs through the battlefield, dodging all kinds of debris. Finally he comes across a Domino. She looks over at him.
DOMINO: Wade?
DEADPOOL: Who, me? I dig the white and blue costume.
DOMINO: Same one I've always had.
DEADPOOL: Yeah well, I'm not from here-
DOMINO: Hold that.
Harley Quinn leaps out of nowhere and tries to hit Domino with her bat, Domino grabs it and takes it from her. Domino smashes it into her head and the bat breaks. Harley Quinn punches Domino in the face and she falls to the ground, then Captain America flies in and throws his shield at Harley Quinn's head, decapitating her. Domino gets up and Captain America lands in front of her.
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Deadpool and Ash: Long Live The King
AçãoAfter the events of Deadpool and Ash: Hail To The King, Deadpool and Ash must defend the Omniverse against a new threat, The King, who is hellbent on destroying the Omniverse and rebuilding it in his vision.
