God Meet The Monkey (Genshin impact x One Piece fanfic)

Side Story 4: "Who Is Your Favourite?!" (Canon)

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE CREATOR,

I ONLY OWN THE PLOT...

"Luffy is best boy" - talking

'Luffy is best boy' - thinking

"Luffy is best boy" - screaming

"Luffy is best boy" - Den den Mushi

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3rd POV

"He was mine first!!"

"We can share him!"

"What!? No way in hell I will share him with someone like you!! Over my f***ing dead body!!!"

Buggy and Shanks was confused as heck after they come back to Oro Jackson and saw the vice-admiral Garp screaming at their captain while holding his collar and shake their poor captain back and forth like a rag doll.

The two grown up keep bickering back and forth for almost two hours now.

Heaven sea, the vice-admiral colourful words came like a damn waterfall. All the colourful words in the dictionary book came out from the vice-admiral mouth. Heck even the sea kings cover their mouth when they heard Garp saying those colourful words, flabbergasted on where he learn such words.

Even the old curse words came from the vice-admiral mouth. Where in heaven he learn those words from?? The mother of sea enjoying the bickering between the two Ds.

To be honest this is a normal thing to see every single month where the vice-admiral will either play tags and dodge the cannon balls with their captain. Or spar with one another.

Just a normal day for them really.

A normal Tuesday.

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A chaotic one.

But this is definitely different from their normal bantering. Oh no, this is definitely something else... Since the vice-admiral are ready to kill their captain but at the same time not.

Wonder what make him hold it in that thought.

"Rayleigh-san, what's going on with them?" asked Shanks to the first mate as he pointed at the two grown ups while sweat dropping at the scene.

Rayleigh glance at the red hair boy and rubbed his forehead. "To be honest with you, I don't even know where to start... Garp out of nowhere hop on the ship and started screaming at Roger." said Rayleigh as exhale in frustration.

Seriously Rayleigh almost drawn out his sword but Roger stop him saying he got it cover.

Cover his a**---

He swear to any gods that exist in this world, he didn't get pay enough for this bulls****. His headache already saying hi to him right now, what a pain in the a**.

Buggy glance at both Ds. who still arguing about claiming someone. "They look like someone who fighting over their crush or something..." Buggy mumbling under his breath.

Shanks snapped his head towards his best friend. "Ain't no way Garp have crush on Rouge-san! That man see her as his sister!" He gasped.

"I didn't say that, you idiot!" Buggy scream at the red hair. "Well it sounds like you did!" the other young boy reply back.

"Why you--"

Garp huffed, "That is it!! I'm gonna called him!!" he let go of Roger making the poor pirate yelped when he fall onto his butt. Garp take out a den den mushi inside of his pants pocket.