Stick Hockey

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The episode begins with walking and stepping on a piece of gum. 

"Let me guess; the two slackers are slacking off again?" Weiss sarcastically questioned.

The scene cuts to a stick hockey table in action.

Rigby: Rufus passes to Blue, Bluey to Old Man Samson, Samson with a twirl and, OHHHHHHHH!

Horn sounds, scoreboard is shown with Home: 3, Away: 3, Period: 3 and Time Remaining: 3:40.

Mordecai: Whoa, sweet shot! (laughs and presses start to release another puck)

"Are they playing stick hockey?" Tails asked.

"it looks like it." Sonic answered.

Mordecai and Rigby laugh brainlessly with engrossed looks on their faces until Mordecai scores.

Mordecai: OHHHHHHHH!

Rigby: Aww, man! Alright, you're going down. C'mon fellas, let's pick it up!

Mordecai and Rigby continue playing. Benson opens the garage door.

Benson: Hey! What the heck are you doing?

Rigby: Huh? (looks away from the table)

Mordecai: (shoots a goal) WHHHHHOOOOAAAA!

Horn sounds, scoreboard shows Home: 3, Away: 4, Period: 3, Time Remaining: 0:00.

Rigby: Aww, what? Benson distracted me, no fair!

"Should've stayed focused." Carol teased.

Yang nodded. "Yeah, never turn your back against your opponent."

Mordecai: (excitedly) Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Rigby: Alright, best out of fifteen.

Benson: Whoa, whoa, hold on a second. You guys are supposed to be working.

Mordecai: Yeah, I know but, c'mon check this out. We found crammed in the back behind all this junk.

Rigby: (rubbing against the table) Miniature man hockey dome.

Benson: It's called Stick Hockey. And it's mine.

"Yeah, Benson doesn't care about your Stick Hockey, guys." Ruby said.

Rigby: It's so much fun.

Mordecai: So much fun.

Rigby: So much fun.

Mordecai: So much fun.

"Okay, that's just creepy." Emerald deadpans.

Benson: Look, I don't care how much fun you think you're having, you're supposed to de-gum the park today and now I find you holed up in here twiddling some sticks?

Mordecai: Ugh, don't say it like that.

"Then how is he supposed to say then?" Nora questioned.

Benson: I knew I should've gotten rid of that game. It's a waste of time.

Mordecai and Rigby: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mordecai: Okay, okay, we'll go out right now and finish de-gumming. Please just don't get rid of the game!

Rigby: It's so much fun.

Mordecai: So much fun.

Benson: (defeatedly) Fine. (sighs) If you finish all your work on time you can keep the game.

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