Trash Boat

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This episode begins when Rigby  is watching a commercial about Barracuda Death wish on TV.

Announcer: Fame, fortune, ultimate power. Today on behind the bands, we give you an inside look at one of the greatest bands the world has ever known. They are: Barracuda Death wish.

Rigby: Awesome!

Announcer: I'm here with musical masterminds, Crash, Hawk Daniels, and the brains behind the band, The Urge. You guys are at the top of your game right now. What's the secret to your success?

The Urge: Two words: name change. I love me mum and all, but the name she gave me originally—not so awesome. 

"I feel ya man." Sonic muttered under his breath. Only Manic and Sonia know his real name. And if anyone else did, he wouldn't hear the end of it.

The urge: So I changed my name to The Urge. Just rolls off the tongue better.

Announcer: Fascinating. How did you come up with it?

The Urge: I simply took two words of random and put them together. I picked "The" and "Urge." The Urge. Once I did that...(Vocalizing while a guitar plays in the background) I became the coolest person in the world!

Rigby: Aw, coooool, I wanna change my name to two completely random words. But what words should I pick?

Rigby looks at a trash can and a picture of a boat.

Rigby: Hmmm... hmmm.... hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

"Given the title, it should be obvious what his new name is gonna be." Weiss said, sighing.

"First the eggcelent hat, summertime and now... trash boat??" Carol questioned. "He just LOVES getting into trouble, doesn't he?"

Transitions to the house.

Trash Boat (formerly Rigby): (With his left arm behind his back) Mordecai, Mordecai! What would you say if I changed my name to ...(Sticks his finger out) Trash Boat!

Mordecai: I'd say you're a total loser.

"Nah, I would say 'brain-dead imbecile'." Knuckles uttered.

Trash Boat: You wouldn't say it was cool?

"None of us would." Neo said.

Mordecai: Not if you're changing your name to Trash Boat... Wait, you're not actually considering changing your name to Trash Boat, are you?

Trash Boat: What? No, I was just joking.

"Then why did you do it in the first place?" Amy questioned. "You do realize having a name like that will make you a laughing stock."

Mordecai: Then what are you hiding behind your back?

Trash Boat: Nothing.

Mordecai lunges at Trash Boat and laughs.

Trash Boat: No!

Mordecai: (Holding frame away and looking at it) "Certificate of Name Change?" (Laughs) You actually did it?

Trash Boat: (angrily snatches the frame back) Give me that!

Mordecai: Oh, man. Wait until everyone hears about this. (Runs away) Hey, everybody! Rigby legally changed his name to Trash Boat!

Trash Boat: No, wait! I gotta change my name back to Rigby.

"You shouldn't change your name at all in the first place." Lilac said.

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