Dead at Eight

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The scene takes place during a bright day. Muscle Man is hammering and sawing some wood.

Mordecai: Looks like he's at it again.

Rigby: Ugh... Why does he waste his time?

"What's Muscle Man wasting his time on exactly??" Silver questioned, confused.

Mordecai and Rigby walk toward Muscle Man.

Mordecai: You've been building your water slide for six weeks.

Rigby: You're never gonna ride it, man.

"He's been building a water slide for six weeks??" Charmy asked, excited. "I wanna see it!"

"It depends on what type of water slide he's building." Vector said.

Muscle Man: (Shakes his head) Dudes, dudes. Let me get real for a second. This slide is my life's work. It's gotta be perfect.

Rigby: Dude, dude, we dare you to ride it right now.

"He'll only ride it once it's complete." Blaze said. "Don't pressure him into taking risks."

Muscle Man: I'll ride it when it's done. (Walks toward wooden beams) I still need to add some support beams to the ramp (Camera shows ramp) so that I can clear my trailer and land in the lake. (Camera shows ramp, lake, a tree, and Muscle Man's car in the distance.)

Mordecai: Dude, its totally sturdy.

"No it doesn't." Lilac protested. "What if it fails and Muscle Man might hurt himself??"

"These guys need better eye sights." Carol said.

Muscle Man: Yeah, but-

Rigby cuts him off.

Rigby: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Muscle Man: What? You think just cause you're yelling "Boo" I'm gonna ignore-

Mordecai & Rigby: Booooo!

Muscle Man: (Runs) Fine! I'll do it!

Mordecai & Rigby: Hmm, hmm, hmm hmm!

"I'm not so sure about this." Ruby said, concerned.

Muscle Man: (Now on top of the hill and screws open fire hydrant) I'm totally gonna do it, you know!

Mordecai: Sure you are, man!

Rigby: You think he's really gonna do it?

Mordecai: No dude, he's never gonna do it. He'll just wuss out like he did last week.

"If you think so, then why did you pressure him into doing so??" Weiss questioned. "What?? You wanted to PROVE he's a wuss??"

Muscle Man: (Shirtless and running) WHOO!!!!!! WHOO!!!!

Rigby: Yep, any second now he'll stop.

Muscle Man is shown in slow motion as he jumps on the water slide. He is laying down on his back and he has his arms crossed over his chest.

Mordecai: (Shocked) I can't believe it! Dude, he did it!

"Yes and karma is about to happen." Knuckles said.

Muscle Man: (Goes down the slide) WHOO!! WHOO!!!

Muscle Man passes Mordecai and Rigby.

Rigby: Yeah!

Mordecai: Go dude!

Rigby: Go man!!

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