Sonic, Freedom Planet and RWBY reacts to Regular Show - Season 3

House Rules

Mordecai and Rigby are playing Karate Choppers. The swordsmen in the game both destroy enemies, as a popup appears on the screen.

Announcer: Double death combo!

Mordecai and Rigby: WHOAAAAA! Double death combo!

Benson comes in, carrying a book.

Benson: Hey guys, listen. When you've got a minute, I need you to take a look at these.

Mordecai grabs the book.

Mordecai: Sure, Benson. (sees front cover: it reads "Benson's House Rules") Oh, the house rules. Thanks, but we already have these.

"You sure?" Weiss questioned, doubtfully. "Because you guys can barely accept the consequences of your actions."

Benson: Uh, no you don't, cause I've added a few new ones in there, and I'm gonna need you to sign off on them, okay? (walks off)

Rigby: Aw, man, more rules? He's gotta be joking!

Mordecai: Alright, let's see. Rule #114: No feet on the table. (M&R's feet are on the table, then they take them off, moaning)

"It seems fair." Ren said, nodding

Mordecai: Rule #115: No food on the table. (food is seen on the table, so they knock it all off)

Rigby: Fine!

"Wait aren't food meant to be on the table??" Nora questioned, confused.

"Only if you clean up after." Lilac mentioned. "Which Mordecai and Rigby are lazy and they can't clean up after themselves."

"What kind of rule is Benson giving them??" Carol questioned.

Mordecai: Rule #116: No food on the floor.

Rigby: WHAT?! That's going WAY too far! (growls while straining himself to lift the table) Come on, man, help me flip the table!

Mordecai: No, dude, just chill out. There's only one more new rule left.

Rigby: What is it?

Mordecai flips the page, then, a shocked look comes to his face as the camera zooms in. Cut into Benson's office.

Mordecai: No video games?!

Rigby: Are you nuts?!

"No video games?!" Manic questioned.

"Then what are they supposed to do on break?" Sonia questioned in disbelief.

Benson: (holding up rule) Rule #47: No yelling!

"This coming from the guys yells all the time." Knuckles pointed out. "So you violate that rule."

"Here's my rule: it's legal for bosses to discipline their employees if they're slacking off or misbehaving, but it's very illegal for bosses to take advantage of that discipline and use it to emotionally and physically harm their employee." Tails notes.

Rigby: You can't take video games away from us, man. What're we supposed to do?

Benson: Work. You're supposed to work.

"All the time??" Silver asked, shocked. "Every employee needs their rest, Benson."

Mordecai: You know what? We're sick of all your rules! No prank calls, no Rock-Paper-Scissors, no punchies, no unicorns? What does that even mean?

"It seems that Benson is making the rules directly towards Mordecai and Rigby, and not everybody else." Blaze assumed, thinking.

Rigby: These rules are all totally random, Benson, and they're all aimed at us!