Sonic, Freedom Planet and RWBY reacts to Regular Show - Season 3

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Benson's office, interior, day. Mordecai and Rigby walk in when all the other groundskeepers are sitting down.

Benson: Ugh, finally! Could you close the door, please?

Rigby: Yeah, close the door!

Mordecai: (pushes Rigby) Just sit down! (closes door and goes to sit down as Benson begins to speak)

Benson: As you guys may or may not know, it's Pops' birthday tomorrow. (flips page on easel to reveal the words "Pops' Birthday) 

Milla perked up, smiling. "Today is Pops' birthday? What are they gonna give him?"

Benson: I was planning on getting him something nice from the arts and crafts fair last Saturday, but, nothing really stood out. Has anybody gotten him anything yet?

Muscle Man: No.

"I guess no one knows what to give him for his birthday." Lilac said, sweatdropping.

Benson: Why am I not surprised?

"Because they're idiots." Carol answered.

Benson: (pulls cap off of the marker) Ideas? Anybody?

Muscle Man: How about one of them Jeff Forgeman grills?

Benson: That's actually not a bad idea, but Pops has been watching his cholesterol. Doctor's orders. 

"What does cholesterol mean??" Ruby asked, confused.

"Basically, it's a fat-like substance found in all cells in the body." Theo explained. "The body needs some of it to perform important functions, such as making hormones. However, too much cholesterol in the blood can be bad for your health."

"What are the causes?" Jaune asked, curious.

"Let's see, eating fatty food, not enough exercise, being overweight, drinking, smoking or family history." Lucy informed.

A few of the audience members, who had most of this problem, made a mental note to take care of themselves.

Benson: What else?

Skips: How about we get him some new gardening tools?

"Doesn't he already have those?" Pyrrha questioned.

Benson: Well, maybe. It's just, he gets new gardening tools all the time.

Mordecai: What about some horseback riding lessons?

Benson: Please tell me you're joking.

"Yeah, is that supposed to be a joke?" Yang questioned.

Mordecai: Well, no. Isn't he into that?

Benson: Don't you remember? That's the exact same gift we got him last year.

"Oh, I guess not." The blonde brawler said. 

"Though, they can't give him the same gift again." Ren stated.

Rigby: Psht.

Mordecai: Don't "psht" me. I don't hear you coming up with anything.

Rigby: Yeah, but at least I didn't say the same thing that we got him last year.

"Then what's YOUR idea?" Emerald deadpans.

Pops: (from outside, knocking on the door) Hello? May I please enter?

Benson: Just a second! (flips page on easel back onto the blank sheet) Okay. You can come in now.