(EdaTheOwlLady and DrunkArson have joined the chat)
EdaTheOwlLady: Did you steal all my apple blood?
DrunkArson: f***
EdaTheOwlLady: You struggle to spell everything, except the swear word?
(ebctdfcfvwolf has joined the chat)
ebctdfcfvwolf: F***
EdaTheOwlLady: Who added you to this groupchat-? HOW DO YOU KNOW SWEARS!?
DrunkArson and ebctdfcfvwolf: F*** DA POIEC (Translation: f*** the police)
EdaTheOwlLady: There's no- what?
DrunkArson: F*** DA POIEC (A/N: ARE YOU GETTING MY REFERENCE???)
ebctdfcfvwolf: RTCbutyubgbufhtcerexerxeRTcfvyb
EdaTheOwlLady: Why is the one time Darius is gone, you two start going insane?
(DellPepper has entered the chat)
DellPepper: You were so much worse. (A/N: I mAdE a PuN wItH hIs NaMe, MoM aRe YoU pRoUd?)
EdaTheOwlLady: How did you even-?
DellPepper: When you were their age, you were getting drunk like there was no tomorrow, I didn't even expect you to live past 20.
EdaTheOwlLady: Don't go on your "back in my day" rants again, I swear-
DellPepper: Back in-
EdaTheOwlLady: I am not opposed to kicking my father out of the group chat.
DellPepper: I barely talk to you anymore, and you're going to kick me out because of 4 words?
EdaTheOwlLady: Yes.
DellPepper: Fine, but what I'm trying to say is BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ONCE AND DEAL WITH THEM-
EdaTheOwlLady: FINE.
(DellPepper has left the chat)
ebctdfcfvwolf: APLHBLOD (Translation: Apple Blood)
EdaTheOwlLady: NO, NO MORE-
DrunkArson: ARSN, ASRON, ARSO, ASORN, (Translation: Arson x4)
EdaTheOwlLady: Hunter, stop, HUNTER-PUT IT DOWN-
(DrunkArson and EdaTheOwlLady have left the chat)
ebctdfcfvwolf: arson. >:3
(LuzNoceda has entered the chat)
LuzNoceda: Edaaaaa!
LuzNoceda: ...EDAAAAA!
ebctdfcfvwolf: Hoi
LuzNoceda: What? How did you get in the GC, you can't even spell-?
ebctdfcfvwolf: ihalf mi waes (Translation: I have my ways)
LuzNoceda: Anyways, Where's Hunter and Eda?
ebctdfcfvwolf: Fir (Translation: Fire)
LuzNoceda: What? Don't tell me Hunter burned down something else while drunk. 😒
ebctdfcfvwolf: ye
LuzNoceda: UGGHH, OH MY TITAN, HUNTER!
(EdaTheOwlLady has entered the chat)
EdaTheOwlLady: LUZ HELP, HE BURNED DOWN HALF THE LIBRARY!
(AngryPotato has entered the chat)
AngryPotato: I can confirm, he's burning it down as we speak.
LuzNoceda: HE WHAT!? IS THIS WHAT DARIUS DEALS WITH ON A DAILY BASIS?
(MySunflower has entered the chat)
MySunflower: WHAT? I LEFT HIM ALONE FOR 10 MINUTES!
LuzNoceda, AngryPotato an EdaTheOwlLady: NEVER LEAVE HIM DRUNK ALONE
MySunflower: OKAY, I'M COMING!
(MySunflower has left the chat)
AngryPotato: Luz get over here!
EdaTheOwlLady: Kid, he's burning down a building full of books made of paper, this can only end poorly.
LuzNoceda: ON MY WAY-
(LuzNoceda has left the chat)
EdaTheOwlLady: PUT OUT THE FIRE-
AngryPotato: I'M F***ING TRYING!
(EdaTheOwlLady and AngryPotato have left the chat)
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ebctdfcfvwolf: Ad ten b**** Im al aloonn (Translation: And then b**** I'm all alone)
Byeeee! Well I'm starved, who wants some jambalaya!? (HH pilot Reference.)
(A/N: (A,) sorry that this took so long, I have zero motivation to write. (B,) Sorry that this wasn't as "wholesome" as people may have wanted it to be, I don't know how to be serious, I write everything as a joke unless I have the perfect angst idea.💀)
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TOH GC (Mainly Huntlow)
FanfictionI love reading TOH GC stories so I decided I'd write my own! • Updates whenever I feel like it since I have 4 other stories to write. • Read the cover. There's your info. • My other stories: Huntlow (mainly Hunter), Huntlow Oneshots (mainly Hunter)...
