reincarnated into my old au

turn of events

The day goes on from the morning of chaos as I now sit in the living room with shade him laying upside down on the couch while I flick through channels

Shade looks over at me “you know other than this morning today has been pretty quiet well as quiet as this place can be”

You know what he's not wrong after this morning everything's kinda been mellow I laugh at the thought “hey maybe we'll get swallowed by a portal and end up stuck in another au”

I know it's a we'll used trope but come on its funny to think about it's not like it'll actually happen shade shakes his head “don't even I've been struggling enough dealing with these guys imagining more is terrifying”

I laugh “Yeah true but it would help to make friends with other aus like I have” he raises a bonebrow at me and scoffs “you've been with me how long and you think I wanna make friends?”

I roll my eyelights “yeah yeah come on its not that bad” he crosses his arms “yeah right I'll make friends when we actually get sucked into another au”

And it's as if fate toke that as a challenge because next thing I know we're sucked into a blue portal and dropped in a cozy slightly modern looking living room shade landing on his head from his previous upside down position on the couch and I landed directly on my back

“Ah son of a bitch!” And as you can tell he was not happy “oh I was wondering if they'd end up here too” me and shade look up at the familiar voice and there's nightmare in all of his dark gooey glory

Finally getting a good look around I see some new faces which includes the fell brothers blues brother reaper geno epic and the classic brothers

And a few familiar faces like the bad sans the star sans lust and fresh

Shade realizing that new people are staring at him uses of the many powers I've taught him to use and disappears

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Yeah no he literally disappeared lowkey scaring the people that don't know him 

“sorry about him sans he doesn't do well with meeting people” nightmare sighs as he explains why shade just dipped “it's cool but uhh where did he go?” Sans looked around seemingly not detecting anything

“Oh just in the shadow in the corner whisp can you get him” I nod and get up and I ended up hitting my head on the ceiling

Yeah turns out I went og size instead of my shrunken one “what the fuck why couldn't I be that size” I hear fell sans complain as I shrink down “trust me it's not that fun I cant fit anywhere that's not In the castle”

Fell rolls his eyelights “who cares you can basically bust skulls with one hand” I shrug and go over to the corner I could feel shade hiding in as I whisper to him “hey I know it's all sudden but I can say that these guys are cool well most of them are”

I could hear a slight groan of annoyance come from the shadow as he leaves it appearing with his hands in his pockets behind me

I smile and lead him towards the others “this is shade and I'm whisp it's nice to meet you guys isn't it shade” he sighs “yeah sure it's nice to meet you” I pat his head and he pushed my hand away a slight gray blush appearing on his cheeks as he ducks behind the bad sans

The newer people seemed interested “so are you a new kind of papyrus or gaster or something” and classic seemed the most curious 

“Pft hah no I haven't seen an au that has a me I'm just amazing and powerful and basically immortal an- oh my god why am I still talking about myself”

I can't believe now is when my complex wants to come in am I actually slowly resorting back to the way I originally made this insert but I made this one to be a tyrannical manipulative asshole like a final boss for shade to finally fully be his own person damnit I'll have to figure out how to fix this and fast

Killer on the other hand found this hilarious “whisp has been getting cocky recently don't worry their normally harmless despite the tallness and sharp teeth”

The others seemed to forget about my outburst in favor of being curious “sharp teeth like mine sharp?” fell sans was the one to directly ask about it

I smile though my myst got in the way of them being able to see the full sharp toothed effect yet “yeah wanna see” they nod getting closer with reaper being the only one a bit farther from the others

I once again show off my teeth and mouth this time with a bit of embarrassment because classic is here and I've always admired him the most for obvious reasons 

They inspect and fell takes charge in slightly grabbing my face to get better angles at different teeth I see lust looking as well as he has a look of confusion “why did you shorten your tongue and make the end different?”

The question made me move back a bit as a dull purple blush settled on my face “u-uhh w-well I just uhh” fell raised a bonebrow and grabbed my face again “don't be shy now show us the real length it can't be that lo-”

He cut himself off when I lengthened my tongue and let the fork at the end show to those who weren't used to it different colored blushes appeared on their faces “bruh that's epic”

A groan from a few sans and papyruses sounded around the room along with a few snickers at epics pun I just fist bump him “Nice one”

After that introduction blue was quick to interrupt by grabbing his brother from across the room and pulling him over to me like an excited puppy “brother this is the friend I've been wanting you to meet!”

Blue pushed him forward and smiled a smile that could blind the sun “you two get along while I talk to dream ok bye!!” And he was even quicker to leave

“well I guess hey you can call me stretch blue talks about you and shade a lot” he holds out his hand and I take it shaking it and a fart sound goes off as he laughs a bit “whoopie cushion a classic”

And you know what I laughed a little at this I'm not ashamed it was funny “I'm honored to have such a classic prank used on me”

He smiled and we talked for a bit enjoying each other's company as I glanced over seeing shade getting comfortable with the fell brothers

I have a feeling we're gonna have fun here
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Hello since we seem to be gaining some new faces I was wondering what other aus you wanna see pop up during this adventure