𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐅𝐔𝐋

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Something slight for the New Year. May you all prosper and step into y'all's BAGS in 2024 ❤️❤️

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-Rihanna-

"Come the fuck on Giselle before we get penalized with washing dishes for being last to mama's" I huffed loudly as I waited by the garage door for Bey with Nicki standing beside me

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"Come the fuck on Giselle before we get penalized with washing dishes for being last to mama's" I huffed loudly as I waited by the garage door for Bey with Nicki standing beside me.

"I'm coming, damn. I feel like I've already gained 30 pounds from breakfast and lunch. Why do y'all mamas be preparing such damn good feasts at eight in the morning and twelve in the afternoon?" Bey groaned out while walking down the steps sluggishly.

 Why do y'all mamas be preparing such damn good feasts at eight in the morning and twelve in the afternoon?" Bey groaned out while walking down the steps sluggishly

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"Nigga nobody told you to fill up two plates per house AND to-go plates!"

"And just for that, none of y'all can eat my leftovers. Have fun starving for the next three days" Bey sassed while going to get two more to-go boxes to take to mama Tina's.

"For someone so slim, you're incredibly big backed and greedy" Nicki marveled and I nodded in agreement while laughing because Bey was the poster child for having the fastest acting metabolism in the world.

"So y'all thought I wasn't gonna steal leftovers from my own parents? Just loud and wrong. Been waiting on this butter pecan pie since August!" Bey scoffed before skipping over to us with her eyes bigger than her damn stomach.

"These first tour rehearsals coming up are about to really kick your ass baby and then you're gonna be whining to us talking bout some massage your muscle spasms out"

"A few thanksgiving plates aren't gonna mess me up too bad. Y'all forgot who you both married? After thanksgiving I'm going vegan until Christmas and New Year's before temporarily going vegan until the tour ends"

"You are gonna be all by yourself with that one because I'm not about to eat fish food for the next year" Nicki sassed, making her older counterpart lightly nudge her with an amused grin.

"Leave my vegan food alone and come on. Kelly's big ass Samoan of a husband promised to bring me my to-go plate that I left yesterday during Friendsgiving. If you think I'm about to lose out on some good Polynesian food you're sadly mistaken"

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