Dear Politicians

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Hello! This is the current generation speaking to you, you know, we're getting very very tired of your bullshit. Oh don't even speak yet we're not done! You see as you are very aware by now we're the ones who now own the ballets and the key to any office. So we're going to propose something. Oh, what am I saying we're going to force something and this will be an oath, I heard your sigh of relief and giggles, but this oath will be like none you've ever done. A blood oath, now for those squirming religious folk don't worry we're actually including something you'll like!

The death penalty! I know you’re all confused so please do continue to pay attention. As said before we're getting really sick of the bullshit; that bullshit being the lies and broken promises so this will put an end to that. After all you are the ones we pick to represent us if you're not doing that well. Remember the Punishments For Lying in your own beloved book?

No? Well here are some of them.

Proverbs 19:5 

A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will not escape.

Proverbs 19:9 

A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will perish.

John 8:44 

You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

Proverbs 6:16-19 

There are six things that the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that make haste to run to evil, a false witness who breathes out lies, and one who sows discord among brothers.

Colossians 3:9 

Do not lie to one another, seeing that you have put off the old self with its practices

Psalm 5:6 

You destroy those who speak lies; the Lord abhors the bloodthirsty and deceitful man.

Psalm 101:7 

No one who practices deceit shall dwell in my house; no one who utters lies shall continue before my eyes.

Exodus 20:16 

“You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Proverbs 12:22 

Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord, but those who act faithfully are his delight.

Proverbs 12:19 

Truthful lips endure forever, but a lying tongue is but for a moment.

1 Timothy 4:2  

Through the insincerity of liars whose consciences are seared,


Proverbs 25:18

A man who bears false witness against his neighbor is like a war club, or a sword, or a sharp arrow.

James 3:14

But if you have bitter jealousy and selfish ambition in your hearts, do not boast and be false to the truth.

Ephesians 4:29

Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.

Daniel 2:9 

If you do not make the dream known to me, there is but one sentence for you. You have agreed to speak lying and corrupt words before me till the times change. Therefore tell me the dream, and I shall know that you can show me its interpretation.”

So as you can see! From you're beloved book we are well within our rights to demand this! So our dearly beloved electoral figures we are now implementing the blood oath! Punishment for breaking this oath is death. I hope you have a splendid campaign.

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