Y/N POV:
Timeskip to the coven day parade
Today I was sitting in Edas stool and listened to Luz reading out her Azura book. That's when I noticed there were literally no other stools in the area! "Uh Eda-" "please stop reading that its flowery language and an insult to witches and driving away our serious customers!" Eda said as she looked at Luz. "Eda, what customers? There isn't any other stools either" I said as she finally acknowledged me with the only ones there. "Oh yeah, what's going on?" Luz asked "this is a bad omen. There must be something horrible happening today..." Eda said "Luz! Something amazing is happening today!" One of Luz's friends yelled "Willow Gus! Oh yeah this is Y/N my fellow human" Luz grinned "half human" I corrected "half human, human same thing! Anyway what's going on?" Luz smiled "it's the annual convention student witches get to see all the types of covens before they're placed in one there's even a mystery guest this year" Willow grinned "that sounds interesting" I said "yeah! Eda can we please go!" Luz asked "absolutely not I never joined a coven for a reason. sure it's like a fun club for witches but you're also giving up your magical independence to be part of a crooked system" Eda replied. "Eda..." I said as I pointed at a very disappointed Willow and Gus. "Eh, but you know no judgement. in any case I haven't been to one since we were girls" She said. "We? Plural?" I asked "I- I mean-" "Who's we? You have a mysterious past! Now we gotta go!" Luz Grinned "no." Eda said "Okay, you leave me with no choice" Luz smirked as I handed King Luz's Azura book. And luckily for us the flowery language was too much for Eda so she then took us to the convention! Yay!
"Gotta- keep a low profile" Eda said as she struggled to get her hood on. She was a wanted criminal she had to go undercover. Luz had taught me how to use Glifs so I had a few light glifs on me. We walked in and I was looking around Excitedly "Hey Eda? What coven was my mom in?" I asked, she gave me a nervous look "well she was a wild witch for a while but eventually went into the...BARD COVEN!" she grinned "cool!" I smiled as I looked around. Everything was amazing!!! We watched the illusion coven do some magic, then I saw the emperor's coven! I have had plenty about the emperor's coven to decide that I don't like it. "yeah... I'll be looking around" I said as I backed away from Luz and Eda.
I walked around the convention excitedly staring at all the stalls. I was so excited that I wasn't looking where I was going and I crashed into someone. "Hey- HUMAN!" He yelled. I looked to see the annoying voiced Gaurd I fought in the conformatorium! "Oh Hey..." I said awkwardly as I stood up "you're the special guest?" I asked "no, I'm here for security. And looks like I picked the right day." He said as he pulled out his staff again. "Oh you're still mad about the whole me throwing you out of a window and totally kicking your butt the last time we fought?" I asked as I slowly backed away while sounding a little nervous. "Yes. Yes I am." He said overconfidently. "Well... Good luck catching me!" I yelled as I made my escape! "Hey!" He yelled as he began to chase me!
I ran out the convention being chased by the Golden Guard "Stop running Human!" He yelled "SURE that'll convince me!" I yelled sarcastically as I sped up. I ran directly through bonesbrough and into the woods, I hid behind a tree and caught my breath. I peeked out and I couldn't see him. "Oh thank Titain" I breathed "yeah that was a close one" an annoying voice agreed. "I know right- wait." I looked next to me to see the Golden Guard! "Ah!" I yelled as I jumped back. "Nowhere left to go human" he said in a smug voice that made me want to punch him. I saw my glare in his Golden mask as he walked towards me. I picked up the closet thing next to me, a light glif. "get away from me I have a glif and I'm not afraid to use it!" I yelled "oh no a weird drawing I'm so threatened" he said sarcastically. Before I could reply we heard a growl from the distance. We both faced the direction on where it was coming from, we looked at the giant creature Infront of us. It was a giant spider, multiple eyes and so much teeth! "And that's our cue!" I yelled as I grabbed Golden Gaurds arm and took off running!
"Get off of me!" He yelled as we ran "fine!" I yelled as I let go, the Giant thing continued to chase us, I ran through the trees and past multiple rocks suddenly I heard a crash! I looked back to see The Golden Guard had tripped! "Titain!" He yelled as he tried to stand, I looked at the end of the woods and then back at him. I then saw it in the distance! "Curse me being a good person!" I yelled as I ran back to him! I grabbed his arm and placed it around my shoulder and began to run! "Human! off of me!" He yelled "would you rather be killed by that!?!" I asked as he looked back at that thing. Then I threw ourselves behind a rock and covered my mouth.
Once I heard it passed I let out a sigh of relief "you good?" I asked him "I guess..." He replied as he held his ankle. "You still going to arrest me?" I asked "oh yeah. I still am" he said "should've seen that coming" I smirked, after five minutes we walked back into town. "How's your ankle?" I asked "eh. I'll live" he shrugged "cool. So I can do this!" I yelled as I pushed him and stole his staff! "Hey!" He yelled from the floor "Nothing personal I just don't feel like getting arrested!" I yelled as I flew it into the air!
I saw Eda, King and Luz walking away from the convention, "Watch out!" I yelled as I landed! Once on the ground I threw the staff away. "Was that-" "don't question it." I said as we walked home. I know I left him in the town with a hurt ankle but it's better than leaving him in the woods for dead. And besides he'll be fine! Probably.
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Human. (Golden Gaurd X reader)
FanficY/N was found in the boiling isles as a baby, she crawled in through Edas portal and ever since has been living with Eda and king! but one day she meets a certain annoying voiced guard. I DO NOT OWN THE OWL HOUSE OR THE COVER