Damian Wayne Oneshots

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Damian, Duke, Tim and Steph were sitting while occupying themselves waiting for the eldest siblings to arrive. Boredoms now sinking in with Steph and Duke lying on the floor Damian slouching into the couch and Tim lying on the couch one leg over the arm rest the other reaching the floor. Before they could returning to eternal moping a sudden burst through the door, 

"hello replacements" Called Jason grinning brighter then the moon outside.
"Hello everyone" sang Dick 
"Hey" said Cas.
"fucking finally" Tim yelled.
"took ya long enough" Steph and Duke sighed as they rose from the ground and Damian just un-sunk from the couch.

After 30 minutes of arguing on tonight's theme, it either being trivia pursuit, Karaoke, or board games. In short they've all agreed to karaoke, reason to it being that Bruce would barge threw the door a claim entry for the winning team, yeah no, and no board games, it was sibling only night as Batman was away and Tim, Damian and Jason wrestle during the process.

All filing into the theatre room, Tim connecting his device to the screen to play the lyrics, Dick checking the speaker for sound and Cas with the lighting. All she did was Dim it with a trail of disco blue and violet patterning the ceiling and room like waves making the corners look dark and shady. Everyone content with the setting and mic in hand, curtesy of Steph.

And then it began:

Jason: Mary had a shitty lamb, shitty lamb, shitty lam,
Jason: Marry had a shitty lamb and it was white a cu-
Dick: *slapped Jason mouth* okay
Damian: as what, white as what Todd.
Dick: next song please

...........

Duke: art is dead,art is Deead~
Damian: lots of people tend to say its complicated, but really its-
Tim: shitty and overrated.
Damian: no its not.
Tim: yes it-  *hits the ground as Damian tackled him* 
Damian: shut the fuck up Drake.
Dick: *wheezing* uhm next song 
.........

Cass: we are family
Jason: we were all wanted for free
Tim: well besides Damian
Damian: *glares* remember I have already dug your grave it jus missing you.
Cas: uhm, we are family
Steph:  adopted by a vigilante 
Tim: well yeah all except for Dami
Jon: I will smit you *glares with heat vision*
Damian: thank you
Dick: uhm next song please

...........

Dick: once I was seven-years-old
Jon: my mama told me 
Damian: that I better kill those people or she'll stab me.
Everyone: uhm...
Dick: n-next song please

............

Damian: don't know where your parents are.
Steph: *mubbling the lyrics*
Tim: sipping on Orphan tears,!? 
Jason: sip sip sipping on Orphan tears
Dick, Tim & Jason: the fuck who chose this. 

............

Steph: fly
Tim: eat a two week un-Refrigerated pie
Everyone-Jason: *facing Jason wearing shades* *waves torches* Dumb ways to die.
Damian and Dick: So many dumb ways to die
Jason: duh. next song please

..........

Steph: I was a kid in a City doing terribly.
Jason: but sadly came a vigilante.
Damian: still tryna figure how to do do it right -huffs-
Duke: so much to learn and see
Cas: up in a Manor with my new family
Jon: and a school ain't for royalty.
Tim: a whole corrupted world is waiting for me
Dick: I was excited to be.
Jason+Steph: Sofia the first
Duke: I'm finding out what being a Wayne is all about

Dick: Jason why the fuck are u in hills
Jason: Sofia the first.
Tim: that doesn't
Jason: Sofia the first.
Steph: Sofia the first
....

and all came to an end, every one slept in the theatre room in the arms of one another, Alfred being Alfred, took a photo. "goodnight masters" He muttered before hitting the hay.