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Seasoning Cabinet and Peppa Pigs

" The second phase will take place in here in the Visca Forest Park, so I shall now take my leave. I wish you all the very best of luck." Satat said as I sat in a tree, dangling my legs from off a branch as I walked Satlor walk away. Damn, he's just going to leave us like that. I swinged my legs back and forth as I scanned my eyes over the people that were standing below. Ew, what is that? I looked down at a purple man with a blue mohawk.

I almost fell off the tree when I stared down at the man. He was dressed in all green with golden pins sticking out from various parts of his shirt along with his face. He is the thing that chases me up the stairs when I turn the lights off.

Then a giant door started opening. This must be when the second phase is going to start. "Will all of the applicants who passed the first phase please enter." A woman's voice said from inside of the door. All the applicants began to walk through the door as I jumped off the tree and followed. "Welcome, all. I'm Menchi, your examiner for the second phase." The woman now know as Menchi said. "And likewise I'm Buhura." The man that was sitting behind her said.

Then a loud grumble was heard. "Hey, what was that noise?" One of the applicants asked. "Sounds to me like you're getting hungry." Menchi said to Buhura as she looked back at him. "Not just hungry. I'm famished." Buhura admitted. "Well, there you have it. The second phase..." Menchi paused for a second as the applicants murmured.

"Will be cooking!" Menchi exclaimed pointed at us. "Wait. We're cooking?" The Egg from earlier said. "What do you mean we're cooking? We came here to take the Hunter Exam" Another man said. "That's right. The second phase of the exam will be preparing a meal that'll satisfy our palates."

Then one of the applicants complained about the phase but I didn't pay any attention to it. "Don't you know? It's simple, really. Because we're Gourmet Hunters." Menchi said with a smile. That's honestly so cool. I didn't even know there were Gourmet Hunters. All the other applicants didn't think the same, as they started laughing. "Man, talk about letdown!" One of the applicants said. 

More of them threw in unnecessary comments about the type of Hunters Menchi and Buhura were, but I ignored them once again. Am I the only one that sees that Menchi looks angry now? "So, you're both Gourmet Hunters. And what exactly do you want us to make?" The same applicant said. "Buhura." Menchi said before Buhura stomped his foot. "Today's required ingredient will be pork." Buhura said with a smile.

"Pork? You mean like pig meat?" An applicant asked. "No, like dog meat. Fucking idiot." I said to them. "Feel free to use meat from any species of any pig in Visca Forest. As you see, you'll use these cooking facilities to prep your pork dishes. To pass the exam, you must create a dish to satisfy our discriminating palates." Buhura said to us.

"But we won't be evaluating taste alone, so take this seriously. Is that clear?" Menchi asked althogh nobody answered. "When we've both eaten our fill, this portion of the Exam will be over." Menchi said. "Okay, enough talk. Let's just get to it, all right?" The same exact applicant said. I swear all he does is talk. Like shut your damn lips for five fucking seconds. "Let the Exam's second phase... begin!" Buhura said as he hit his stomach making a loud "boom!"

Everyone started running away to the forest but I sat there for a moment. It's obviously not that easy. Well, I might as well just go now. I walked towards the forest to start looking for the pigs. Even though I'm starving I don't feel like cooking right now.

I hummed f/s (favorite song) as I walked through the forest looking around. Where are those damn pigs. After about 5 more minutes of walking I found the biggest pigs I ever seen. Oh hell no. I have to kill that? Peppa Pig and her family must have been eating good to get this big. 

I started to walk towards them slowly, but I stepped on a twig. I'm going to die. The pigs charged at me as I stood there thinking of what to do. Shit. The pigs have large snouts, but what for? They cover their foreheads. So, maybe that's where I have to hit. I only have one shot at this. I quickly popped the wheels out the bottom of my shoes before using a tree to launch me at a pig, hitting it on the forehead.