Santa

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Idont get why santa dresses like he does... No one ever sees him....

Ok I HAVENT UPDATED IN A WHILE AND IM SORRY MY JOKERS WELL IM GUNNA GIVE 10 JOKES IN THIS POST!

Teacher: Carrie how do you spell elephant?
Carrie: E L L A F F A N T E elephant
Teache: Wrong carrie
Carrie: might be but you asked me how I, I spell elephant

Ive always wanted to know why parents stop us from falling in love. THEY let me watch disney and dreamwork movies....

Look at my face and tell me.... HOLD UP DONT LOOK AT MY FACE YOULL KILL ME

Poor poor mirror, it survives looking at your face....

Knock knock
Whos there
Boo
Boo who
Stop crying you baby

I can see clearly now your face is gone

I HATE STEREOTYPES, anyway im asian you know. Has anyone seen my rice and curry?

knock knock
Whos there
Ipe
Ipe who
YOU SAID I POO

I know how to keep an idiot in suspense
Guy: HOW?
Ill tell you next week 😜

None of theses jokes are meant to offend you but I HOOE U ENJOYED ILL UPDATE MORE OFTEN!

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