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Again im gunna use fritz for my little text convo here... I just thought of it! And ill just keep my name as chilli

Fritz: hey chilli my nickname for her you shuld read her book its awesome and then you will understand
Cancer/chilli: hey fritz
Fritz: you ok?
Chilli: yeah im just eating a cat of pee and sweetporn
Fritz: 😳
Chilli: FLIP AUTOCORRECT IM EATING A CAT OF PEE AND SWEETPORN
Fritz: that really clears stuff up  -rolls eyes-
-chilli has turned off autocorrect-
Chilli: thank god its off! I meant im eating a can of peas and sweetcorn!
Fritz: OOOH like green giant
Chilli: yeah
Fritz: damn i got scared for a second... Umm you dont actually you know...
Chilli: im suing autocorrect now
Fritz: 😂

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