Imagine that you are surrounded by millions of zombies.
yup done
You just remember...
I forgot to get the 2 for 1 deal while ordering my pizza?
NO you are in a zombie apocolypse and you remember you left all your ammo in the car
Oh bummer -sarcasm-
What do you do?
Make sure my friends shoot all the undead and i enjoy the rest of my life in paranoia?
AHA!
Ummm oh no...?
You remember your friends were the undead as well and heres a coincedence...
They died cuz the forgot to order the £20 meal which includes a drink pizza side AND dip? I mean 2 for 1 is acceptable BUT THE DEAL? I sure as hell would have died too!
😑 no. They were bitten and the zombies are closing in what do you do?
AHA I KNOW THIS ONE YA STOP IMAGINING!
UnicornLover: YOU USE A UNICORN
TIG3R: YOU GET THE CREEPYPASTAS?
Kikigal: use Hiro as bait?
Cicigal: use fritzie as bait?
Fritzie and hiro : HEY
NO AND HIRO KIKIGAL CICIGAL UNICORNLOVER AND TIG3R GET BACK TO YOUR STORY!
Them: fiiiiiiiine
Oh and the answer is...
Right
Wrong! You pull an imaginary gun from the air grow wings and shoot em all!
I can see why you put stupid in your title why dont you add random while your at it?
Yup another encounter with random? I used zombies cuz i watched zombieland today and it was great but not scary! Still it was flippin awesome. Anyway have a cookie 😊🍪
YOU ARE READING
The book of super jolly jokes! Book 1 of the joker series
RandomWARNING: Random beyond measurement So you like jokes? No You like random? No You like weird? No Fine. I dont care... WHAT YA STILL READING FOR CLICK THAT READ BUTTON! ( way more commanding than i thought it would be)
