31 days of Broadway

December 16th

Characters from SIX react to Ex Wives

requested by Elexa_Ruby

Also, I'm using the last name whatevers for referring to them, because most of them share names except for Jane.

Lez go.

[Catherine Of Aragon:]
Divorced

[Anne Boleyn:]
Beheaded

"It was either get beheaded, or Elizabeth would lose her right to the throne." Boleyn shrugged.

[Jane Seymour:]
Died

"My life story. Got married, got pregnant, had a baby- oh. I'm dead." Jane said. Parr laughed.

"Great storytelling." she complimented.

[Anne Of Cleves:]
Divorced

"Did you really give a shit when you divorced Henry?" Cleves asked Aragon.

"Not really." Aragon shrugged "He was an asshole."

"Same." Cleves agreed.

[Katherine Howard:]
Beheaded

[Catherine Parr:]
Survived

"SUCK ON THAT FUCKER!" Boleyn yelled.

[Catherine Of Aragon:]
And tonight we are

[All:]
Live

[Catherine Of Aragon:]
Listen up, let me tell you a story

"I thought you were the story teller writer girl?" Boleyn asked Parr.

[Anne Boleyn:]
A story that you think
You've heard before

[Jane Seymour:]
We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces

"Especially mine, and for all the wrong reasons." Cleves said.

"Why? You're really pretty." Howard said, making the girl blush slightly.

I slapped some ships on a wheel and spun it.

[Anne Of Cleves:]
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces

[Katherine Howard:]
I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word
In a stupid rhyme

[Catherine Parr:]
So I picked up a pen and a microphone

"A micro-what?" Aragon questioned.

[All:]
History's about to get overthrown

"Ooh, play on words!" Boleyn smiled.

[Catherine Of Aragon:]
Divorced

[Anne Boleyn:]
Beheaded

[Jane Seymour:]
Died

[Anne Of Cleves:]
Divorced

[Katherine Howard:]
Beheaded

[Catherine Parr:]
Survived

[All:]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
LIVE!
Welcome to the show
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