Hamilton characters react to ADAM SANDER HAMILTON!
I chose Schuyler sisters, but I might write more
Requested by JACKSUCKATLIFEFAN
Thank you very much for the request, I loved writing this.
Also, no hate towards Adam Sandler. i love his movies. I just feel like this is how the characters would react.
Also, if you haven't heard Adam Sandler Hamilton, I popped the video up top. watch it. It's funny.
Lez go.
Tek Phillip Schuyler the man is loaded
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THE VOICE?" Phillip screeched.
uh oh but little does he know that his daughters
peggy angelica
"Why is my name pronounced like that?" Angelica questioned.
eliza sneak into the city just to watch all the guys
(Werk! Werk!)
"He sounded like a BRIT." Herc said.
AngelicaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa,
"Please stop this madness." Angelica pleaded.
eLiZa, and P E G G Y !
"What the fuck are the voices?" Peggy questioned.
The Schuyler sisters
angelicaAaAaAa, P E G G Y , eLiZa!
Werk!
Daddy said to be home by sundown
"I can't tell if I hate or love this." Alex snickered.
Daddy doesn't need to know
"Why does the voice keep changing so much?" Jefferson questioned.
Daddy said not to go downtown
Like, I said you're free to gew,
"This has gotta be the weirdest singing voice I've ever heard." Burr said.
but look around, look around the revolution's happening in New York
*Utter silence*
(Angelica, Werk!)
It's bad enough daddy wants to go to war
"Your eyes stare into the souls of the audience." Phillip told Peggy, watching her onscreen counterpart do her thousand yard stare
People were shouting in the square
It's bad enough there'll be violence on our shore
New ideas in the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair
Look around, look around,
Angelica remind me what we're looking foOoOoOor?
(She's looking for me!)
Eliza,
"Why is he saying my name like that?" Eliza laughed.
I'm looking a mind at werk werk
I'm looking for a mind at werk werk
*Unintelligible*
"What on earth is going on?" Washington questioned.
hoooooooooooooooooo 🦉!
There's nothing like summer in de city
"This is so strange..." Madison said.
Someone in a rush *unintelligible* looking pretty
Excuse me miss, I know it's not funny, but your perfume smells like your deddy's got money
"I would have physically attacked Burr if he sounded like this tho." Angelica said.
but you're slummin' in the city with your fancy heels
You're searching for an urchin that can give you ideals
Burr, you disgust me...
"This voice disgusts me." KG said.
Ah, so you've discussed me?
I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me
"This guy sounds like he would be broke and still living with his parents." Jefferson said.
Little does he know...
I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine
"He also sounds like he wouldn't know how to read." Jefferson added.
Some may say that I'm intense or I'm insane
You want a revolution? I want a revelation!
So, listen to my declaration:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal"
"Except this guy. He can go to an asylum." Jefferson said.
And when I meet Thomas Jefferson
I'm a' compel him to include women in the sequel, wErK!
Look around, at look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now
Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now
History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be in the greatest city in world!
In the greatest city in the world!
"Ok, it's almost over." Angelica said.
Coz been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine
Some may say that I'm intense or I'm insane
You want a revolution? I want a revelation!
So, listen to my declaration:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal"
Look around, look around
the revolution is happening in new york!
Look around look around the revolutions happening in new york!
look around look around at how lucky we are to be alerve right now
Look around look around at how lucky we are to be alerve right now!
History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be in the greAtest city in the world!
The grEAtest city in the world!
"He is making his voice go up int he wrong places." Lafayette said.
(Werk! Werk!)
AngelicaAaAaAaAa, Elizaaaaaaaa, and P E G G Y !
"The voice when he says your name." Maria cackled.
The Schuyler sisters!
We're looking for a mind and werk werk
werk werk
werk werk
de greatest city in the, greatest city in the world!
"Oh, now his voice sounds sad." Lafayette said.
(The greatest city in the world!)
Lmao, this was really fun to write.
Thanks for the suggestion! Please leave more!
What stereotypes do you think Hamilton characters would be? (Like, popular guy, sassy aunt, gay cousin, all that shit)
Jefferson would be the Sassy Gay Friend
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