Inspector Gabriel: What's the problem?
Akira: Math problems.
Inspector Gabriel: Oh! I can help you, let me see...
Inspector Gabriel: All right, here's an easy one! What's 6*3?
Akira: *Shrugs*
Inspector Gabriel: 6*3!
Akira: I don't know!
Inspector Gabriel: 6*3!!!
Akira: I DON't KNOW!
Inspector Gabriel: 6*3!!!!!!!!!!!
Akira: I don't know! What is it?!
Inspector Gabriel: WHAT IS IT?
Inspector Gabriel: ...
Inspector Gabriel: Get your mom!
Akira: Why?
Inspector Gabriel: HAYABUSA!
Hayabusa: What's the problem?
Inspector Gabriel: Homework! *throws homework in Hayabusa's face*
Hayabusa: Well, what's 6*3?
Akira: I don't know.
Hayabusa: Akira darling, it's just 6*3!
Akira: I don't know!
Hayabusa: What's 6+6?
Akira: Oh! 12!
Hayabusa: Good! Now add 6!
Akira: I don't know, what is it?
Hayabusa: I DON'T KNOW! WHAT IS IT?! *Turns into Oni Haybusa*
Hayabusa: ...
Hayabusa: Get your math teacher!
Akira: What?
Hayabusa: CAT MAN!!!
Cat Man: What is it darling?
Hayabusa: Homework!
Cat Man: I've taught you this before! What's 6*3?!
Akira: I don't know!
Cat Man: If Hayabusa has 6*3 amounts of cat fruit, how much cat fruit does he have?!
Akira: How much?
Cat Man: HOW MUCH?!
All of them: ... F*ck this sh*t.
Don't mind me, I ship Cat man and Hayabusa(not canon), which is why Cat man calls Hayabusa darling.
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Dark Heroes shenanigans
FanfictionThis is just a collection of stupid stories about the dark heroes from the battle cats. There are a few short stories or backstories. Please note that some of the characters might be changed or modified. If you don't like the gay jokes or anything...
