"So you're telling me, you only stayed to raise me and Virgil because your time mac-"
Janus was cut off before two 8 year olds running into the room. It was Remy and Emile. Emile was carrying a plate of cookies and Remy had a Starbucks in his hands. Janus quickly hid Orange.
"DADDY!"
"Dad!"
"Papa helped us make stuff"
"And uncle virgil took us to starbucks dad. Coffee is my life now dad. You can not take coffee away from me dad. Never"
"Remy you're 8. Uncle Virgil knows you can't have coffee at 8 years old"
"Ehhh bitch. He said you gave him coffee when he was our age"
"Remy, don't call daddy that!"
"Why don't you two go upstairs and play with papa. I'll be up in a bit. I'm a bit busy now".
The twins nod and leave so Janus uncovers the now laughing Orange.
"What are you laughing about?"
"Oh nothing. You should thanking me for your kids"
"What? Why the fuck would I do that?"
"You should wash your mouth out. You have been spending to much time with Virgil"
"Just tell me why I should thank you for my kids"
"Well it was February 2012. I was bored. It's hard training a 7 year old who has social anxiety. And you were 24. And every mission I sent you on, you'd …."
—-------------‐-‐—--------‐—-------‐—------‐–‐—-‐–Janus had been sent on a mission to steal some powerful batteries from a science lab. So right now, he had turned into a snake and was slithering around the lab trying to find the storage unit for the batteries when suddenly Morality dropped in front of him. "Deceit? I know that's you".
Janus turns back to human form as the pair start flirting with each other while getting ready to fight.
Suddenly Morality and Janus suddenly run at each other but as Morality slides under him, Janus flips over the top of him. Morality quickly jumps up onto his feet. Janus laughs and runs at Morality and goes to punch him but Morality doges him before pushing him down the ground.
“Still not fast enough deceit?” Janus laughs and looks up at Morality who was now on top of him. "Fast enough? Please" Janus chuckles and flips them over so he was on top "you're moving too fast, I thought we were just fighting but now~". Janus and Morality stare into each other's eyes. Slowly the gap between their lips gets smaller and smaller until their lips tou-
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"And you always failed those missions. So I decided to mess with you. I put something in your food that made you very very horny. Then I sent you on a mission that I knew would make only Patton show up. and you went on the mission thinking it was going to be an ordinary mission. But as soon as you saw the face of Patton. Well…"
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"Wait, how do you know every little detail of that night?"Orange just smirks.
"YOU WATCHED! Remus was right you are a prev"
Orange laughed "I told you I was bored" he said before continuing the story "two months later, you found out you were pregnant. A month after that, you found out it was twins. Two months after that, you took Remus in (who had only ran away from home last month) and I made him a new villain. And 4 months later, you ……."
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The den was filled to the brim with screams. Janus was in labour with twins and instead of letting him go to the hospital like a normal twins birth or at least call a midwife to come help from the delivery, Orange was forcing Janus to stay at the den with people who had no medical training whatsoever. So Janus had nothing to get rid of the pain of labour and no medical help.
The 8 year old Virgil had fainted already. Orange had forced him and Remus into the birthing room to help Janus give birth. But Virgil took one look at Janus's ……. area and fainted. He had now been kicked to the side of the room by Orange and was still unconscious.
The 16 year old Remus was standing a bit away from the bottom of Janus, making rude, inappropriate, Remus-like comments. Janus did not want him there at all.
The 43 year old Orange just sat in the corner, watching everything go down and not wanting to go near Janus. Orange was just there for the entertainment. It was like watching an episode of that new show call the midwife.
So Janus was stuck on his bed with his legs tied to homemade stirrups and his whole birth genitalia on show for the world to see while in tons and tons of pain.
"I swear to god Orange. Help get these demon children out of me or I will ra-"
"Is that a threat I hear Janus? Do you want to go in the torture room and be tortured straight after the kids are born? And would you like to keep your twins? I thought so. Now shut up. Stop screaming. And have those stupid kids already."
Orange then got up and walked out. Leaving Janus to deliver his own twins with only Remus awake in the room.
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"I was in active labour for 11 more hours after that. Then I nearly lost Remy and Emile and I nearly died myself because of blood loss Then that night you made me go on another mission when I was healing from labour""I told you that would happen. I was sending you on that mission even if you was still in labour just like I sent you on dangerous mission while you was pregnant"
"I could have lost the babies and I could have died."
"So what. You wanted the truth out of me"
"You're the worst person ever. You should have stayed died"
Orange just laughs. Janus was just about to say something when a look of realisation came over his face. "Wait so you are now …… 51 in 2020? But you turn 13 next year which means real time line you was born in 2008"
Orange nods "that is correct"
"So I doubt you actually planned any of this. I believe you did go back in time to make sure the creative twins could never beat you again. But everything after that was only by chance. You couldn't have known what was going to happen. So I don't believe you planned anything. It was just a chance."
"Oh how doubtful you are. I'll tell you this. The only thing I didn't plan for was losing Logan to the government when I went back in time and got stuck there. "
"If that was true, which I doubt, that would mean You even planned getting captured like this and all your information taken out of you by me"
"Well you see…… blueberries aren't blue"
"What?"
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BANG!
Janus was wacked around the head. His vision slowly turned to darkness and the last thing he heard was
"Good one R-"
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Super Sides: Orange's tail
Fanfic(THIS IS THE 3RD AND FINAL PART IN THE SUPER SIDES SERIES) We have all heard about the heros and villians and there life. But why did it happen? When truth syerm is mixed with a master plan what will happen This is Orange's tail.