Opposing Sides (togachaco)

Chapter 5: What

Ochaco's pov
Lunchrush

Lunchrush comes around and ochaco decides she needs advice on what to do, so she turns to the only other couple that the school is aware of

She heads towards a table not being the deku squad for once but consisting of jiro, yao-momo, Tokoyami, shoji and ayoma as he just floats from table to table, ashido also happens to be there for seemingly unknown reasons

Ochaco: come on yao-momo, we all know you've be dating kendo since at least joint training

Yao-momo: *dramatically spits out drink* w-what, w-w-who told you that

Ashido: momo please, we could sense the sexual tension from the other side of the screen

Jiro: *disappears*

Tokoyami: it nearly got me killed...

Hagakure: yeah it was really distracting

Ayoma: I for one didn't notice it at all... that was a lie I totally noticed it

-with kendo in her pov across the cafeteria-

Monoma: you wouldn't be dating a class A loser right YOU WOULDN'T RIGH-

Kendo: *chop* oh course not, don't be ridiculous

Monoma: ow, just making sure

Kendo: (how. the. fuck!?)

-the end-

Yao-momo: o-oh, I didn't think it was that obvious

Tokoyami: I was consumed by darkness, and yet there was a light, before I was yanked back to the world of the living, forced to endure the suffering of these mere mortals as I await the day I truly perish, AS I-

Dark shadow: he's been like this since he nearly died, he should be back to normal in about 3 hours... maybe

Yao-momo: o-oh dear, I'm sorry Tokoyami is all because of incompetent leadership skills

Shoji: it's not your fa-

Tokoyami: AS I STARE at the dark abyssal of the afterlife, urning for death to take hold of me so I shall take my place amongst the undead, I SHALT NOT FALTER-

Ashido: I thought we got past this arc

Hagakure: I... thought so too

Ochaco: ok you've completely ignored my question

Yao-momo: What was your question?

Ochaco:... I want to ask a girl out, I need... advice?

Yao-momo: oh, why didn-

Ashido: YOUR ASKING HER OUT

Ochaco: N-NO, of course not, it's- I mean, wait WHY DID YOU WORD IT LIKE YOU KNO-

Bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP ROUNDFACE AND RACCOON EYES

Iida: SILENCE BAKUGO

Bakugo: SHUT IT FOUR EYES

Ochaco: *sigh* That was you wasn't it

Yao-momo: Who?

Ochaco: it's whatever, not important

Ashido: *giddy* oh good, you'll finally get together

Yao-momo: yeah I'll help with what I can

Ochaco: I don't know about that

Yao-momo: why?

Ochaco: well she's got issues, like a lot of issues, and she a villain and wait what if she actually doesn't like me a and is messing with my emotions WHAT IF-