"Gah!" I swiftly stood up, awakening from my previous ass- umm...humble defeat.
"Afternoon master." Burstinatrix said. I turned to her.
"...you know I totally threw on purpose, right?" I asked her.
"Sure you did." She nodded. I hopped off the admittingly comfy bed and admired the room. With nice red colored walls, the carpet was scarlet with gold diamonds along the sides. There were no windows, but large dark-oak wooden doors. I hummed and walked towards the door, Burstinitrix following me by my side, "I believe you are expected in the dining hall."
"First Mom- Lady Yukari, and now Lady Remillia. Christ." I sighed, before giving a smug smile and shrugging, "The ladies just can't keep their hands off me!"
"Master, please don't make being kidnapped lightly." Burstinatrix told me. I sighed.
"You're no fun..." I said. We walked out of the room and into the hallways, which were filled with night-sky windows. Burstinitrix led the way to the dining hall, allowing me to take a look around. The mansion looked really nice, there were lots of nice paintings, carpet, and the general architecture was something I could appreciate. Though I had to say, the torches made the place really dark.
We made our way through a pair of large doors. The room was long, with a number of torches along the side of the room. On the left side were four large windows large enough to even stand in, and a large table with ten seats, four on the left, four on the right, and two on the ends. Four people sat there, enjoying some food.
"Hm?" Meiling was alarmed by my appearance, "What are you doing-"
"Hello!" A voice called out. I looked at the edge of the table and my expectations...well they were surely shattered.
"Hm? What's with that look? Are you thinking of something weird!?" She asked, making a pouty face at a mere look like a child...well she was.
"Uh...no I just uh...that's a really fancy chair." I said.
"What? Hmmm...not really, this is pretty normal for a throne!" The young mistress said with pride. My system popped back up.
[Objective: Defeat the Gate Guardian - complete. Resuming objective: Entertain the Small Vampire Mistress.]
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