Touhou Project: Issekaid Gensokyo Idiots

Hey Mister PT2 (EOSD pt7)

Michael and Claus fell down the hole.

"Oof!" Claus grunted as he hit the floor, "You okay?"

"I lost an eye and an arm..." Michael whispered, "So no...I'm not." Claus walked over and checked him out. He was starting to look pale, and was losing blood. Claus made an energy blast, and slammed it into the cut part of his arm, "Gah! That fucking burns!" Claus stopped, now stopping the bleeding. He then used his sleeve to clean Michael's eyes, or atleast the one where he could see out of, "Thanks..."

"Sure." Claus said. They sighed, "well...we gotta get back up there."

"God...I feel so tired..." Michael whispered.

"Hey c'mon man dont die again! I did it twice, it sucks." Claus said.

"Yeah." Michael whispered. He weakly sat up, giving a sigh. Claus patted him on the back.

"I got just the thing to juice us up!" Claus told him. Michael raised an eye-brow and opened his singular eye. Claus opened his hand, and a few bright lights blinded Michael, "I have no idea what these fruit rocks are, but the description is saying we're about to kick her ass."

Michael stood up, and trailed with his eye. He could see bright glowing jewels circling around them.

"How the fuck did you guys get those? This is a god damn touhou story!" The voice in Michael's head yelled.

"What do you mean?" Michael asked out loud.

"What?" Claus responded.

"Oh, talking to the voice in my head." Michael told him.

"Uh-huh..." Claus said hesitantly. The two of them clinched their fist, and felt themself be lifted into the air as the jewels spun faster and faster. With a glow, they felt they're power spike, before that glow turned into a giant pillar of golden energy.

"Time for round 2!" Claus yelled.

"Aw yeah! This is happening! I was hoping not to hurt you, but after what happened to my arm I don't think I care!" Michael declared. The figures left the pillar. Michael's hair had turned a golden color, spiking slightly, ruby red eyes, and his clothes shined a brighter color. Other than his eye and arm, his injuries also disappeared. Claus' hair turned a whitish color, since his hair was already yellow.

"What the- why won't you two die!?" Remillia asked.

"Let's show her the super mega power of teamwork!" Michael announced, before the two blitzed forward in a golden dash. They both kicked Remillia in the face, and sent her flying. They then both chased after her. Michael did an Ax Handle onto her chest and sent her flying down. Claus used both of his feet to kick her up. Michael punched her and sent her to the mansion. Claus flew past her, stopped, and did a spin-kick knocking her away. Michael appeared in front of her and hit her in the stomach with a barrage of punches, before a strong right- Michael forgot he didn't have a right arm. So he cocked his left arm back, and Remillia only had time to look up before she got punched in the nose and sent flying. Claus lifted his hand and caught her.

"Let's do it." Claus said, putting her into a full nelson. He flew high into the air, stopped, and began flying back down at incredible speed. Remillia's eyes stuttered open, before they widened.

"L-let me g-" Remillia began to say, before Claus did just that. Only when she slammed into the ground head first, Clause flew at an angle to barely avoid the ground. The two met up.

"Nice!" Michael said, giving a thumbs up. His eye darted to Sakuya, who was standing up, "Oh shi-

"Don't mind me." the inner voice said. Michael felt a huge head pain, before his body moved on its own, snapping his fingers. The world turned inverted. The innervoice saw Sakuya running, and huffed before he flew down in front of her.