(A kinda sexually frustrated Dan sort of chapter... idk enjoy I can't even)
Wake up - DH
Up up up wake uuuuup - DH
Phil - DH
Burger brain - DH
Get UP - DH
I'm lonely wake up ffs - DH
Fine I'm banging on the wall - DH
What the hell are you doing its three in the morning???? - PL
I'm bored - DH
So? What can I do ? - PL
You're my friend do something entertaining - DH
Like what?! - PL
Give me a random animal fact, trip- anything ! - DH
You're joking - PL
Nahhh - DH
It's three in the morning and I was asleep. - PL
So idc I need some form Of entertainment or I'm gonna jump out the window and go for a night walk - DH
Through London?! Are you actually insane?! - PL
Well I hang around with you enough - DH
Rude :c - PL
Phil please I'm so bored help meee - DH
Play a video game or something in the living room - PL
That's boring I've played all those games and it's boring alone :( - DH
Omg usually is me who can't get to sleep - PL
Ikr but I'm frustrated, tired and sleepy - DH
In what way are you frustrated? O.O - PL
I mean I really don't think you want to know the answer to that question young Phillip - DH
Okay yep no no thanks >.< - PL
Dude it happens - DH
Why tell me?! You could sort it out yourself and then be tired- why am I even having this conversation! - PL
Well you're awake now so you'll be laying there knowing that I'm doing... that - DH
I promise I won't think about it - PL
But you will and I don't want you hearing me either omfg - DH
I'm sure after all these years you can stay quiet or you've learnt to - PL
Trust me I haven't - DH
Again, why are you telling me this - PL
Idk like I said I'm bored - DH
Did you hear that? - PL
You knocked on the wall didn't you ffs - DH
Hella! - PL
I wish we knew morse code we could communicate like that - DH
That would be so cool but do you have the dedication to learn it ? - PL
Nope - DH
Thought so aha - PL
Mm watcha say??? Watcha trying to say?? - DH
You're just a lazy (pardon my French) shit who doesn't bother doing things because he gets tired - PL
Oh wow thanks that's real nice woW - DH
Dan you won't even sort out your problem because you're too lazy! - PL
NO I just don't want to do it whilst you're awake holy hell can you not understand that you thick rose bush?! - DH
Thick rose bush? - PL
I don't like insulting you - DH
Oh thanks ^_^ - PL
Phiiiiiillll help ;-; - DH
If you really want I can go upstairs to the living room and sleep on the sofa - PL
What no? That's just no if anything I should be the one moving but... - DH
But what - PL
It's too much effort - DH
I wILL PUT MY EARPHONES IN JUST SORT YOURSELF OUT PLEASE AND LET ME SLEEP - PL
omg you're so bad at hints why do I live with you you're useless - DH
Hints? What hints? - PL
I want you to... help me I guess idk - DH
... Pardon - PL
Phil c'mon you know what I'm asking dude - DH
But that's weird... - PL
Meh not really we'll forget about it by the morning it's happened before - DH
I don't wanna D: - PL
Please pleeeease pleaseeeee :( - DH
Nope nopeity nope no no nO - PL
Fuck u omg worst flat mate evEr - DH
I can deal with that - PL
Twat - DH
Donkey head - PL
Spork - DH
Toenail - PL
Idiot - DH
Lazy bones - PL
;-; - DH
... - PL
:((( - DH
...... - PL
D: - DH
... ok - PL
wat - DH
Fine I'll do it omg I hate you >.< - PL
Yayayayayayay thanks Philly! - DH
Yeah sure I can't believe you Dan why - PL
Oh shush you love me c: - DH
Think what you like - PL
So what are you gonna do to me Phil? ;) - DH
Okay no we are not doing this NO - PL
You gonna kiss my neck and trail your hands over my body huh? - DH
Dan shut up or I won't go in there - PL
You gonna make me whine into the pillow and leave marks on my skin? - DH
... - PL
I'm like fully naked btw - DH
okay be right in - PL
HELLA - DH
