(Another mission one yayyay- also apologies I haven't updated I've been on holiday and had no internet! The horror!!! D: enjoy I'll update as much as I can to make up for my absence!)
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Daniel talk to me where you at? - PL
Making my way down the shaft, to plant the bomb and explode them all so they go boom nananananana - DH
Why are you involved with another explosion task? - PL
BECAUSE BOOM - DH
That doesn't make sense what - PL
BOOM CLAP THE SOUND OF YOUR BUTTCHEEKS - DH
DAN FOCUS - PL
Ok sorry - DH
Right, this time the base is more complex so you'll need to pay attention and remember the path IN so you can get OUT easily - PL
Isn't that just like anal - DH
Jfc just map the way in your mind because like last time you have to get out quickly - PL
How come you got to do a mission with a dog last week I wanted to be with the dog - DH
Idk you should have missions like that instead of important ones like this - PL
I feel like James Bond - DH
GOLD FINGAAAAAA - PL
These texts get monitored so anyone who hasn't watched James Bond are going to be like 'wtf' - DH
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY JUST BE LIKE "my name is Howell. Dan howell." - PL
NO PHIL my middle name is actually James so I can be like "my name is James. Dan james Howell." - DH
Genius - PL
Thx - DH
We got distracted frick, where are you? - PL
Where's dally - DH
Or in American term "where's daldo" - DH
Lmao sounds like dildo - DH
I give up. Tell me your current position Dan - PL
Up your ass - DH
Wat - PL
Jkjk my ass shouldn't go to waste I bottom - DH
I'll bottom your face on the ground in a minute now tell me where you are this is serious now you're carrying a highly explosive device and you're in a base where people are going to kill you - PL
Ok ok I'm in sector eight, everything's v shiny in here - DH
Thank you. keep going forward and you should find the main generator room - PL
Why can't I just plant the bomb here I'm sure it's powerful enough to explode everything - DH
Because we NEED to make sure that everything in that generator room is destroyed. we cant risk anything being recoverable - PL
Oh k - DH
You're doing great - PL
Aw thanks sir :3 - DH
Don't call me that... - PL
Why not :( - DH
Yeah just don't. shut up and continue - PL
Ok 1. that's what she said and 2. HAVE YOU GOT AN AUTHORITY KINK - DH
DAN - PL
YOU DO OMFG - DH
ACTUALLY SHUT UP NOW - PL
Yes sir ;) - DH
Jesus Christ - PL
HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE A SHARK TANK - DH
Well yeah - PL
That's so cool!! Aw they're cute - DH
Don't go near the Sharks they've been trained to kill without mercy! - PL
Wait are we blowing them up too ? - DH
Unfortunately yes, there's not enough time to save them plus everything that made them a shark is gone from their minds, they're just a killing machine - PL
Fucking bastards - DH
Who me? - PL
NO the people who done that to them, that's cruel - DH
Yeah :( - PL
Alright I'm in sector eleven now - DH
Whoop! There should be a door that has the sign generator room on it so - PL
Found it - DH
Well done - PL
So do I get a medal or get knighted if I do enough of these missions?? - DH
You have to be in the spy business for a long time, you have to do a certain amount of missions, it's not easy - PL
How long have you been doing this? - DH
About four to five years - PL
Oh wow and now you're teaching me your ways - DH
Yes I am and you're the most infuriating student ever but you're also amazing - PL
I'm going to cry ily - DH
Omg - PL
Do you ever do group missions? - DH
Yes but you'll have to wait for that because you're not obedient enough - PL
"Obedient" I'm not a fucking puppy - DH
WelL... - PL
H8 u - DH
I just got told off because we're stalling too much, come on Dan hurry up - PL
Okok soz I've set up the bomb and sha-ting, do I just start the count down detonation or...? - DH
Make sure no one is nearby and then once you press the button you run. Text me as soon as you're safe. not like last time - PL
Dude you barely gave me a chance to text you - DH
DAN - PL
OKAU - DH
BJTIRN PRESSED RUNNIF GOTTA GO FASY M SONIC - DH
DONT TEXT AND RUN - PL
LAMDO FUSK U. - DH
omg - PL
IM OUTOF THE VAJINA - DH
WHAT - PL
Um I meant cavern that was weird bad auto correct - DH
Idiot. at least you're safe - PL
Can we get cookies and coffee now - DH
Yes get back to head quarters and we'll go out for some lunch - PL
It's a date then Lester ;) - DH
Stop - PL
Oh sorry... I mean, it's a date sir ;;):));):; - DH
You're paying for your meal now - PL
Dammit - DH
