How does one care for a children - DH
I knew I shouldn't have left you alone with our children - PL
I have no experience of being a father dos help - DH
You have a little brother I'm sure you had to help with him? - PL
Yeah but I didn't care if he swallowed a moth he wasn't my responsibility - DH
Please tell me one of them hasn't swallowed a moth - PL
Nah just an example - DH
Just play games with them or put on cartoons if you're that stuck - PL
*jigsaw voice* I want to play a game - DH
Not that type of game OMG - PL
Dil won't stop making weird noises - DH
I can't believe you convinced me to call our son Dil - PL
Do it for the memes - DH
I hate you - PL
HELLA - DH
How's Winnie? - PL
She's currently @ eating - DH
Takes after us ;u; - PL
Cough more like me - DH
True - PL
Lmao Dil just pulled Winnies hair and she right hooked him - DH
DAN STOP THEM - PL
They're toddlers Phil it's what they do they're learning for the future - DH
They aren't lions they don't need to learn self defence they're little babies! - PL
Okok I split them up Dil smells - DH
Change his nappy - PL
Ew that's gross - DH
You're meant to be the female of the relationship learn this! - PL
Gender roles don't specify what roles you have in a child's life - DH
Omg ok sorry calm down, just change him please - PL
Where do I put Winnie - DH
In the play pen or pop her in front of the TV - PL
Okay she's in front of the TV I put one of our videos on - DH
You nerd - PL
Lmao she's laughing at us is this my legacy - DH
Your legacy is learning how to change a babies nappy - PL
Or diaper if you're not British !-!/£:!:! - DH
Tru - PL
The nappy has been changed!!!! Level up as parent?!!!!! - DH
That took you fifteen minutes - PL
What - DH
You texted me last fifteen minutes ago and I presume in that time you were changing Dil that took you a quarter of an hour - PL
That shit was all over the place - DH
Literally - DH
How's Winnie doing watching her fathers humiliate themselves - PL
I played the first pinof but she started screaming I think it was the hair - DH
I just snorted omg !!! - PL
I SHOULD PLAY THE ONE WHERE I STICK BACON TO MEH FACE - DH
DONT - PL
IM DOING IT - DH
... - PL
she started crying I love my children - DH
I can't breathe it hurts not to laugh I'm on the underground - PL
HA loser, well Dil smells fresh af - DH
Did you change his clothes? - PL
Ye I put on his "my fathers are internet celebs, Dil with it" shirt - DH
I love that shirt - PL
I love you - DH
Oh - PL
;) - DH
I also put Winnie in her Winnie the Pooh onsie - DH
AWE - PL
INIT THO - DH
I bought Dil some genuine bunny slippers and Winnie a cute headband with a bee in it! - PL
Fffffffffff cuTe - DH
I also bought you some new black skinny jeans - PL
I LOVE YOU YUS - DH
BUT they have the fashionable tears in the knees ect - PL
Pardon - DH
You seem to wear the knees out enough anyway so - PL
AND WHOS FAULT IS THAts - DH
IM JOKING I just wanted to see you in them ;) - PL
You little perverted pumpkin - DH
Wear them with a vest and a leather jacket OuO - PL
PHIL DO NOT GET A BONEr ON THE LONDON UNDERGROUND - DH
I haven't >.< - PL
Mmmmmmm don't believe u - DH
How about YOU wear the vest top with the leather jacket, messy quiff hair and the ripped jeans - DH
Shit that's hot - DH
Dan stop our children are in the same room as you - PL
Ugh fine - DH
What are my little lions doing btw? - PL
Fighting again - DH
DAN - PL
My bets are on Winnie. Dil is good but she's got a good kick - DH
STOP THEM - PL
Wait - DH
Oh Dil won I need more faith in my son - DH
You're impossible I'm nearly home anyway I'm in the taxi - PL
M'kay see you soon - DH
Can't wait to give my babies a big hug when I get home!! - PL
Well Dil and Winnie will have to wait their turn - DH
You dork - PL
O:) - DH
