Kik group chat name: suck my ass
Dilsdad: Gladly.
Bigplanetpj: For fucks sake who named this?!
Bigplanetpj: Chris!
Chrxs: Don't look at me it wasn't me this time!!!
Dilsdad: well it wasn't me
Bigplanetpj: And it wasn't me
Chrxs: No fooking way
Winston: It was in the spur of the moment guys leave me alone
Chrxs: Pls tell me that's Phil
Dilsdad: That's Phil, he's the only one obsessed with the name Winston
Winston: Can we lay off the subject of the group name
Chrxs: oh hellll to the noooo, Phil Lester you have some explaining to do young man
Bigplanetpj: Go to your room!
Winston: ;-;
Dilsdad: Oh and change your name you dork
Philipa: Ok
Dilsdad: ... anything but that jfc
Chrxs: I refuse to believe that Phil named this group chat
Dilsdad: He's really not as innocent as he seems Chris, trust me
Chrxs: Well no shit he's the one that literally sucks your ass but that's for another story kids. I am just not used to a vulgar Philip
Bigplanetpj: Chris stfu he's 28 you can't expect him to be a child
Chrxs: I didn't say that!
Philipa: Leave him alone Peej it's fine
Chrxs: Thx Phil
Philipa: ^-^
Dilsdad: Can we do something besides talk about random crap and phan
Chrxs: who said we were going to talk about phan (greatest ship in the world btw) what
Dilsdad: smh
Philipa: suck my hand!!!!
Bigplanetpj: Omg
Chrxs: is that a kink u guys have or??
Philipa: Why don't we tell a story?
Dilsdad: And here we have eight year old Phil
Chrxs: OMG YES I wanna start!!!!
Bigplanetpj: This is making me so happy omg
Philipa: Go for it Chris!
Chrxs: There once was a lonely puppy who had no friends and his life sucked
Dilsdad: This is already so depressing
Philipa: I'll continue it- um but then one day a kitten came along and the puppy was like "I wanna be friends with the kitten but it won't ever notice me"
Bigplanetpj: So the puppy did everything to get the kittens attention as all he wanted was to be friends
Dilsdad: I can see where this is going pls someone change this
Philipa: Then the kitten noticed the puppy's attempts and soon enough they became best friends!
Chrxs: They then went on to have butt secks bc the puppy and kitten was a metaphor for Dan and Phil Le end
