Ramona and Roxie

The hunt for the hunter

Recap Ramona and Roxie kidnapped Taominyan Tsai from Taiwan and Matthew and Lucas caused a lot of property damage there as well but the next ex on the list is UlanKidlat Manansala a traditional Filipino warrior and unlike Tsai he'll fight to the death

Matthew: Ok Ramona where to next
Ramona: Well one of my ex's is in the Philippines
Matthew: Where is the Philippines there is millions of people who live there
Ramona: Busuanga in the Palawon provence
Matthew: Ok I'll set course there
*Matthew sets course to Busuanga*
Roxie: Hey love *kisses Ramona's cheek*
Ramona: Hey there rox *holding her*
Roxie: How are you feeling
Ramona: Off since there on the ship
Roxie: Ya that might be akword, speaking of them they are starting to wake up do you want to go see them
Ramona: Ya that would be a good idea
Roxie: I'll come with you
*They both walk over there to see them wake up*
Taominyan: *wakes up from the dart* Huuhh
Ramona?
Ramona: Ya
Taominyan: YOU FUCKING BITCH YOUR WACK A DOODLE GIRLFRIEND TRIED TO KIDNAP ME AND THEN THAT CRAZY QUEER SHOT ME WITH A TRANQUILIZER DART ARE YOU TWO FUCKING INSANE I HAVE SEVERAL FANS THAT WILL COME AFTER YOU
Ramona: please calm down
Taominyan: WHY SHOULD I, I HAVE JUST BEEN KIDNAPED AND IM FOREABLE BEING DETAINED HERE
Ramona: Well let you out after we take care of my other ex's
Taominyan: YOU BITCH LET ME OUT OF HERE NOW
Ramona and Roxie left because all Taominyan was doing was screaming
Ramona: How close are we to Busuanga
Matthew: About 5 minutes
Roxie: Do I get to kick ones of your exs ass after getting my ass kicked by one
Ramona: Ya ig but that's a rude way of putting it and unlike Taominyan he's a warrior and a extremely fierce fighter and there is only one thing he hates more then Spain
Roxie: What?
Ramona: Japan
Roxie: Why
Ramona: Because of what Japan did there in World war two he hates anything Japanese and I'm worried about you fighting him
Roxie: Is it because I'm a Ninja
Ramona: Ya I'm worried he will do anything and everything to kill you, when he fought people he took killing Spanish and Japanese people as trophies and he's not really a fan of Americans either
Roxie: Oh then how did you two date
Ramona: I think he thought I was Canadian and when he found out it was after the break up
Roxie: What happened between you two and what's the story behind it
Hey writer here sorry for the late upload and flash back time
Ramona was in the sixth grade and all the jocks wanted her but a foreign exchange student from the  Philippines came to their school and he saw people bulling someone
Ramona: Let me go you creeps
Bully 1: Not until you give me a kiss
UlanKidlat: Put her down
Bully 2: Tf are you some immigrant bitch
Bully 1: Looks like one of them basters
UlanKidlat: it is disgusting you Americans would put your hands on a Woman like that
Bully: Oh back off you as-
UlanKidlat: *picks up both of them by there shoulders* I am going to do something your fathers failed to do and beat your asses *he proceeded to beat them both to death and to git the coins*
Ramona: Thanks
UlanKidlat: It's nothing are you ok
Ramona: Ya can we chat
UlanKidlat: Sure
*Ramona and UlanKidlat chat for a bit*
Ramona: So your goal is to learn almost every combat to protect the Philippines from any future threat
UlanKidlat: Ya
Ramona: damn you have a lot to learn
UlanKidlat: I must learn it the red stars are coming ever closer to my nations seas
Ramona: Ya I heard about it
They start to date and eventually they break up because UlanKidlat is going back to his country
UlanKidlat: Can we have a relationship from a distance
Ramona: No
UlanKidlat: Ok I understand bye
Ramona: Bye
End of the flash sorry for the bad flash back I just really need this to be done
Ramona: We ended our relationship because he had to go back to the Philippines
Aircraft: We have landed We have landed
Matthew: I'll check the area out while you too go find him
Ramona: BITCH IM VERIFIED
Roxie: Ok that was random
Matthew: Who wants to join me in a journey
Wallace: listen there are a lot of hot guys in this country so sure and after you and Lucas became wanted fugitives in Taiwan I need to keep a eye on you
Matthew: Fine
Matthew and Wallace go out to check the place out while and Ramona and Roxie go out to find UlanKidlat
Ramona: ok Roxie he's Filipino dark hair brown eyes
Roxie: *Looks around* thanks now you describe most guys here any other details
Ramona: He's 6ft2
Roxie: For a country where the average height is 5ft4 that should be easy to spot
They see a post saying vote for UlanKidlat for president to combat the Chinese threat
Roxie: Oh great he's a political figure
Ramona: *asked a local* have you seen UlanKidlat
Local 1: No he comes around to deal with crime and looks for Chinese spy's he's hard to find but is this countries only hope not to be a Chinese or American puppet
Ramona: Oh
Roxie: Where would you find him
Local 1: Look for trouble he's not to far behind
Ramona: Ok
A group of Australian bikers show up next to Ramona
Biker guy 1: Hey doll want a ride
Biker Leader: I'm the leader she's mine
Biker guy 2: First come first serve
Roxie: She's my girlfriend back off creeps
Biker guy 3: How about we take her to
Roxie: You don't want to fight me
Biker leader: What are you going to do scream for he-
Roxie takes out her Katanas cutting off the biker leaders head and the other bikers run off
Roxie: I hate creeps
Ramona: *kisses Roxie* Thank you my shinning knight
Roxie: *blushing* thanks
Ramona: anyway my brave Ninja We need to find UlanKidlat
Roxie: We won't give up
The other bikers run off into the forest but UlanKidlat appears
UlanKidlat: there you are
UlanKidlat quickly picks one of them and using his shark sword cuts gashes into biker guy 2 biker guy 1 and 3 run off UlanKidlat quickly disappears
Biker guy 1: Did we loose him
Biker guy 3: Ya we did
They here a foot step and milliseconds later he picks both of them up and slams their heads into each other killing them both as UlanKidlat carries all 3 bodies with him
Let's go see what Wallace and Matthew are up to
Matthew: I did some research on what to do here
Wallace: will this research end up in us being on us being on Philippines wanted list
Matthew: Hopefully not
Wallace: With you I won't count on it, how did you because this rich didn't you give your empire back to Gideon
Matthew: Yes but I made a bigger one with the power of theater
Wallace: Great anyway I'm going to look for a gay bar Matthew: There aren't any
Wallace: Just great I'm stuck with a moron and there isn't a gay bar
Matthew: There are other things to do
Wallace: Fine
Matthew: Let's go to the zoo
Wallace: No!
Matthew: Ok let's go to the black island cave
They get to the black island cave and see what's there
Matthew: Wow this is awesome the craze looks pretty dark
Wallace: That guy sounds gay I'm going to let you explore I mean what damage can you do it's a cave
Matthew: Ok
Wallace walks to the guy
Random gay: Hey doll can I help you
Wallace: My oh my you seem to be fun
Random gay: Thanks
They hear a scream and a loud crash
Random guy: Omg
Wallace: *he turns around and sees a priest crush to death and Matthew near a part of fallen rock* What did you do I leave you alone for 5 minutes and you killed someone
Matthew: I was trying to mine rocks
Wallace: You are one of the dumbest people ever
Matthew: We can talk about that later but now we need to run
Matthew and Wallace run away back to the air craft let's go back to Ramona and Roxie
Roxie: It's becoming dark and we still haven't found him
Ramona: Ya
*Leaves crack and milliseconds later a man leaps from the sea*
UlanKidlat: *charges Roxie and cuts her stomach with his shark sword* You have been looking for me I have been waiting for this and I'm about to kick your ass out of south East back to Japan
Roxie: Kill me you fucking ass whole
He charges Roxie and they get into a sword fight Roxie using one of her Katanas to block his attacks but after it got into a stale mate she pulled out her other one leaped into the air and used the sharp blades to cut his sword in half and stabbing his shoulder and side of his chest
Roxie: *hurt* I'll finish this
UlanKidlat: Not today *he swims away to somewhere else*
Both of them get into the air craft
Matthew: Did you find him
Ramona: Ya but Roxie is hurt badly
They stitch her up and get her stabilized
Matthew: Who's next
Ramona: a Rebel trying to make Punjab independent
Manojmeeta Grewal
Matthew: We have his number let's call him
Roxie: I want to talk thim
Roxie calls Manojmeeta
Roxie: We are going to fight for Ramona flowers
Manojmeeta: Who is this
Roxie: Roxie her girlfriend
Manojmeeta: Oh I see the tell her I said congratulations on finding someone and tell her I said hi I can't talk rn im a little busy maybe we can call back later
Roxie: Huh
Manojmeeta: Bye *he hangs up* that was odd someone remind me to call her back when I have the time