Ramona and Roxie

The look into the past

Recap Ramona is alive? But how why did the writer get pissed and killed her off then to only realize that she's the main character or was this the plan all alone find out
Ramona: I got Taominyan Roxie catch
Roxie: Ramona
Ramona: Wha-
/The rubble crushing her to death ending her life immediately as the lights turned off she heard a voice she never heard before and it kept repeating the word wake up wake up WAKE UP/
Ramona: *waking up* Where am I
/The place she was in was empty baren just all white just a blur/
Ramona: Is this heaven is it hell
/Just as she started questioning where she was a figure appeared/
Noah: Neither miss flowers
Ramona: Who are you?
Noah: My name is Noah Hoffman and your Ramona Flowers
Ramona: How do you know
Noah: I know many things I Am between dimensions shifting throw time I am everywhere and no where but I don't have a lot of time
Ramona: Why
Noah: Well there was supposed to be a grim reaper to guide you after death
Ramona: Well where is he
Noah: A tad bit dead
Ramona: *laughing* Ok that's kind of ironic
Noah: Yes honestly I thought it was slightly funny to but I am doing there job for now and I was in the area
Ramona: Are you a deity
Noah: No never was never will be I am just a very powerful man
Ramona: What happens after death
Noah: Everything and nothing
Ramona: What do you mean
Noah: We are a creation of a actual world of people these people can kill us and bring us back they can make us powerful or pathetic they dictate every detail of existence and control everything
Ramona: Is there one creator of what we are
Noah: No there are endless universes made by people and some people expand upon what is already here by reboots fanfictions or heartless live action remakes
Ramona: Who is my creator
Noah: There are multiple versions of you your original self was created by Bryan Lee O'Malley but someone else made a fanfiction that expanded your story
Ramona: Who
Noah: The same man who created me a sick sadist named Seth Portnoy
Ramona: I mean is he that bad
Noah: Yes this man writes some of the most fucked up messes up horrible demented origin Storys ever
Ramona: Oh what did he add to me
Noah: He killed Scott and Kim made Matthew a terrist gave you five more ex's and made this world trip story the rest come from Bryan
Ramona: Do they know each other
Noah: No Bryan Lee O'Malley is a well known Canadian cartoonists Seth Portnoy is just a weird Wattpad fan fic writer
Ramona: But why are you talking trash about him if he made you and can kill you
Noah: For all he has done to me I am hoping on my death
Ramona: You are depressing
Noah: I know ask my therapist
Ramona: Where's your therapist
Noah: In a psych ward
Ramona: Well what are you here to do
Noah: To take a important part of your life and for you to relive it and due to the fact you had a grand total of 12 exes it's time to relive those experiences once again and then I need to talk to you about something that concerns your worlds safety and security
Ramona: Is there like a set of who will I run into first
Noah: I don't know what I haven't died before well Miss flowers see you on the other side and find your way out of your past I won't be able to appear but can give a helping talk a couple of times anyway זייַ געזונט
Ramona: What wait
/Ramona relives the time her and Matthew got together/
Matthew: Hey I'll help you beat up those jocks
Ramona: That would be appreciated
Jock 1: listen you ain't having her understood
Matthew: I won't let you take her
Ramona: I'm with Matthew actually so
Jock 2: Let's fight
/Matthew and Ramona beet up all 16 jocks in the area/
Matthew: Well that was something
Ramona: Ya
Matthew: So What do you want to do
Ramona: This *kisses him on the lips*
Matthew: Ok *blushing*
/In current time/
Ramona: I remember he was always a bit odd
Noah: I can see that
Ramona: What do I have to do to leave
Noah: Make peace with your relationship with him
Ramona: But how
Noah: Look into your relationship with him and understand it's meaning, mabey reliving how it ended might help
Ramona: Ok
/A flash back plays of there break up/
Ramona: I'm sorry Matthew but it's over
Matthew: Why?
Ramona: I'm just no longer interested in you I'm sorry
Matthew: YOU WILL REGRET THIS YOU WILL REGRET EVER BREAKING UP WITH ME MATTHEW PATEL DO YOU UNDERSTAND
/Back to current time/
Ramona: He was sour when we broke up
Noah: That's putting it mildly but yes
Ramona: What now
Noah: What about the time he confronted and that thing named Scott
/A replay of this memory starts/
Matthew: I CHALLENGE YOU SCOTT PILGRIM FOR RAMONAS HEART
Scott: What?
Ramona: Oh my my my
/In current time/
Ramona: Wait is the take away that it's not my fault that he wouldn't let go over the thing
Noah: Ya I don't hold grudges from middle school, well it's time for your next ex to face head to head well not really kinda I honestly don't know I mean are you facing them head to head your just kind of reliving the events and I say something I honestly don't know
Ramona: Who's next
Noah: Find out
/Ramona goes into another flash back this time Lucas/
Lucas: Hey there my name is Lucas
Ramona: I'm Ramona nice to meet you Lucas
Lucas: *blushing* same
Ramona: Oh this deewb if you can believe it he became a famous Hollywood actor
Noah: Not to hard to believe if Rachel Zegler can make it most people can
Ramona: Who's Rachel Zegler
Noah: A Isreal hating talentless bimbo
Ramona: Oh
Noah: But didn't you dump him for a steroid user
Ramona: Why do you think Todd was a steroid user
Noah: What fucking vegan can get buff without steroids also peta can kiss my fucking ass
Ramona: Who's peta
Noah: preachy annoying crybaby fuckers
Ramona: You are not holding back with your insults
Noah: Why should I, anyway can we continue this we don't have all day
Ramona: What's your name
Lucas: Lucas wbu
Ramona: Ramona
Lucas: Ok *blushing*
Ramona: *Starts blushing*
Noah: This is just embarrassing
Ramona: To be honest I was like 16 when this happened
Noah: And I'm 14 and I don't talk like a shitty extra from 50 shades of mistakes
Ramona: Do you want to date sure
Lucas: Sure
Noah: You remind me of someone
Ramona: Who
Noah: Seth
Ramona: Why
Noah: Reasons
Ramona: Can we skip to the break up
Noah: I would love that this is just embarrassing to watch *skips to the break up*
Ramona: I'm dumping you for Todd
Lucas: Why?
Ramona: Your a pathetic skater boy who acts like a depressed puppy
Noah: This is entertaining
Lucas: Your a bitch
Ramona: Your a pissy pussy boy with daddy issues because he went to go get the milk
Noah: Damn there was a tone change
Ramona: Honestly I was really pissed
Lucas: I hope to never see you again
Ramona: Same
Noah: Ok sense that is over the next ex is Todd
Ramona: This guy was a play boy
Noah: And probably a drug user
Ramona: Your sloppy I'm sloppy let's make this a thing
Todd: Yes!
Ramona: This is going to be great! *starts making out*
Noah: This is fucking disgusting we are fast-forwarding to the break up
Ramona: Ya that's fair
Todd: Your such a annoying prick
Ramona: Your a fucking asswhole
Todd: IM VEGAN BITCH AND YOUR NOT YOU ARE INFERIOR TO ME
Ramona: YOU FUCKING SUCK
Todd: GO SUCK MY DICK
Ramona: SO SUCKY MY VA.....
Noah: Personally I think this is enough
Ramona: Agreed
Noah: Ok next up reject dragon Ball F
Ramona: Oh her
Noah: Ok I'm just curious how tf have you managed to date a billionaire a ninja a I don't know two world leaders and a terrist in the same life
Ramona: I don't know that's a good question
Noah: *Pulls out weed and and starts smoking it* G-d this is goooood
Ramona: What are you doing
Noah: Getting most definitely legal at least somewhere herbals in my brain to deal with fuckers like you
Ramona: Aren't you 14!
Noah: Yes but I'm legally emancipated
Ramona: I don't think that's how that works
Noah: It's how it works somewhere
Ramona: Where
Noah: Shush your asking to many questions anyway your next ex Jadzia is next
Ramona: Do you want to date
Jadzia: Sure
Ramona: Cool
Noah: Honestly I would take old fashion over this love story
Ramona: What's old fashion
Noah: You don't want to know, anyway now the break up
Ramona: I'm going to break up with you
Jadzia: Ok
Noah: Dear G-d would it kill you to I don't know show emotion in this
Ramona: Wasn't this your creators work
Noah: Yep yes it is *saying with a annoyed expression*
Ramona: so next one
Noah: Ya I don't have much to add to this anyway up next was your next relationship you had in senior year Manojmeeta
Ramona: No that wasn't my next relationship *saying with a nervous expression and a sadness over her face*
Noah: It says here you dated him next
Ramona: I didn't though *trying to fake a smile*
Noah: *picking up on her facial expression* understood next up the Katayanagi twins miss flowers......wait we forgot someone
Ramona: Who
Noah: UlanKidlat
Ramona: oh ya him
Noah: Let's go back *they go back to go throw it*
Ramona: Thanks for getting those creeps off my back
UlanKidlat: It was the least I could do
Ramona: Do you want to date
UlanKidlat: This is sudden and soon but sure
Ramona: He wasn't a bad partner just timing didn't work out haven't you had that happen before Noah
Noah: I only dated one person
Ramona: Who?
Noah: A superpower child molester who multipled me and gave me multiple emotional scars and long time trama that I still am working throw
Ramona: You seem to have a really shitty life
Noah: That's not even half of it
Ramona: Your really depressing
Noah: I know anyway time for the break up
Ramona: I'm sorry it's not working out
UlanKidlat: Ok I understand
Ramona: That's it really
Noah: Ok next ex
*In the background's something glitchy and horrifying was coming out with a static body and black eyes with small red dots and standing at 6ft9 it seemed to be going the same way of Ramona and Noah*
Noah: So now the Katayanagi twins Ken Katayanagi and Kyle Katayanagi
Ramona: These ass wholes
Noah: Wait don't they only speak Japanese
Ramona: Yep and there robot didn't start translating until graduation
Noah: Great *said sarcastically* Anyway let's get it over with
Ken: こんにちはアメリカ人
Kyle: こんにちはアメリカ人
Ramona: Hello *blushing* How are you
Ken: 素晴らしいですね、あなたはとても美しいアメリカ人です
Kyle: 素晴らしいですね、あなたはとても美しいアメリカ人です
Ramona: (I have no idea what there saying but it sounds hot and I'll play the twins off of each other)
Ken: （私は美しいアメリカ人を主張します、そして私の兄弟は出て行ってください）私の妻になってください
Kyle: （私は美しいアメリカ人を主張します、そして私の兄弟は出て行ってください）私の妻になってください
Ramona: This will be fun
Ken: 兄さん、彼女が何を言っているか分かりますか？
Kyle: 兄さん、彼女が何を言っているか分かりますか？
Ken: 兄弟はいない
Kyle: 兄弟はいない
Ramona: This will be great
Noah: So you didn't know what they said and they didn't now what you said.....  I'm concerned how that worked
Ramona: Same
Noah: Anyway break up
Ken: アメリカのクソ女、俺たちを騙してるな。俺たちも同じようなことしてたんだ
Kyle: アメリカのクソ女、俺たちを騙してるな。俺たちも同じようなことしてたんだ
Ramona: Bitch you were playing me as well YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME BOTH ARE OF YOU
Ken: 論理を使うのはやめましょう。論理を持っているのは日本人だけです。
Kyle: 論理を使うのはやめましょう。論理を持っているのは日本人だけです。
Ramona: FUCK YOU
Noah: That went south or if you could say east *trying to make a joke*
Ramona: I'll be honest not very funny
Noah: I'm a inter dimensional that's acting as death not a comedian
Ramona: *Looks behind Noah* Is there supposed to be a static figure with black eyes following us
Noah: What the hell did you smo *looks behind him* Oh shit RUN RAMONA RUN *opens a portal* Ok this has your more painful break ups auto set I'm going to deal with this thing
Ramona: What's going on
Noah: GO NOW ILL EXPLAIN LATER
Ramona: *jumps in afraid of what awaits her*
Roxie: WHY ARE YOU LEAVING RAMONA
Ramona: Goodbye
Roxie: Ramona please please don't go please stay please we can talk it out
Ramona: MY DECISION IS FINAL
Roxie: Please please don't go *starts to sob* please please
Ramona: Oh no...
Ramona: Stop begging you fucking bitch
Roxy: *starts mentally breaking down*
Ramona: No no no no *trys to approach Roxy but is teleported*
Ramona: I'm just leaving this bitch there trauma isn't my issue *leaves the vision 
Ramona: *starring in disgust at her past actions*  oh no no no
Taominyan: Where is she did she just go......
Ramona: No no no...... *attempts to approach them but is teleported out to the next ex*
/Switch to Noah Hoffman/
Noah: What are you
ẞēūïœçæ: あなた Չի լինի Anla
Noah: What are you
/ẞēūïœçæ blast him and Noah opens a portal sending it else wear/
Ramona: It's Gideon
Gideon: You are a worthless whore who means nothing to me you are useless worthless and trash
Ramona: I know.....
Gideon: You better you useless shit bag you are just another sex toy for me!
Ramona: *crying*
Gideon: *slaps Ramona* STOP CRYING BITCH *leaves the room*
Ramona: I need to leave *runs into the portal with the blast just missing them*
Scott: Honestly I'm getting tired of you and your bs
Ramona: Ya same here you cheated on me with a 17 year old
Scott: Then leave
Ramona: I AM NOT LEAVING MY OWN HOUSE LEAVE
Scott: Fine I will!
/Switching pov/
Noah: What are you and what are you doing
ẞēūïœçæ: I ye kari aturan
Noah: *dodging a blast* What are you saying your speaking in multiple languages
ẞēūïœçæ: તમે મને તોડી નાખ્યો
Noah: *blasts it back using his portal powers* Take that
ẞēūïœçæ: *damaged by the blast* आह आह आह आह आह आह आह आह आह आह
Noah: Do you want to use other languages let me see my mother tounge מה שאתה כל אתה תמות אתה שבור מבסוט, אני אגור אותך כמו דג ואנתק את מה שנשאר
ẞēūïœçæ: Aowa aowa aowa aowa AOA AOA AO O TLOGA
/Switching back to Ramona/
Ramona: Scott GO
Scott: Fuck you bitch *leaves the building*
Ramona: Oh *starts walking around nauseous* I'm not feeling good Im feeling sick *a repeat of blast almost hit Ramona and a portal opens up and falls into it and is temporary incapacitated*
Noah: Bastered your going to die!
ẞēūïœçæ: ना मैं नहीं करां
/Noah put it's blast in a paradox portal container and throw all that energy back at it almost destroying it/
Noah: *using his telepathy powers* Your here because Isaiah sent you he's dead your a bit late
ẞēūïœçæ: ne ne ne
Noah: I know everything *ending ẞēūïœçæ's life*
/Switch back to Ramona/
Ramona: wwwhere am I *starting to wake up* 
Manojmeeta: Are you ok you fell down on your way here *picking up Ramona standing her up by supporting her weight on him* 
Ramona:  *starting to cry and gets up and locks her arms around him* Manojmeeta! I missed you I'm so so sorry
Manojmeeta: Calm down wild hair we saw each other yesterday
Ramona: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
Manojmeeta: It's ok *holding her up* Calm down please hun
Ramona: YOU DIED YOU DIED IN FRONT OF ME *crying heavily*
Manojmeeta: I'm here Ramona I'm here in front of you I'm not dead it's ok everything is ok
Ramona: But you died Haw killed you
Manojmeeta: You know him?
Ramona: Ya it's complicated
Manojmeeta: But it's ok
Ramona: This isn't real non of this is real
Manojmeeta: Oh well atleast you remembered me
Ramona: *she sees a portal behind Manojmeeta form  and open* There's something I have to do but I don't know if I can
Manojmeeta: Your Ramona Flowers you can do it
Ramona: You think
Manojmeeta: Of course
Ramona: But..... But if I leave again I loose you forever
Manojmeeta: Well that's life we are born we live we die and repeat thats just how it is
Ramona: *her eyes starting to water* But we won't see each other again
Manojmeeta: In the words of a odd triangle man "we'll meet again don't know when but we'll meet again on some sunny day"
Ramona: I love you
Manojmeeta: And I love you too but you need to face what you fear *holding her hand* It's time *let's go of her hands*
Ramona: Ok *jumps into the portal awaiting what meets her next let's go to Noah*
Noah: I need to go find Ramona
/Switch back to Ramona/
Ramona: *sees Hawre in the distance* Ok you got this
Hawre: Hey Ramona
Ramona: I need to talk to you about something
Hawre: What's up
Ramona: We need to
Hawre: *Gets a incoming call* Sorry hold that thought
Yes I'm his son, what? Oh Allah no *his eyes start to water up* I understand Thank you
Ramona: What happened
Hawre: My father died *starting to water up but trying to hold it in*
Ramona: How
Hawre: Shot by Chinese nationalist they didn't think they would need security but they were wrong
Ramona: I know this isn't the best time but I'm breaking up with you
Hawre: *completely speechless*
Ramona: Im sorry bye *runs away on her skates*
Hawre: *completely speechless*
Ramona: *Approaches Hawre*
Hawre: What you went the other way?
Ramona: This is a repeat of a memory
Hawre: What?
Ramona: I'm sorry I left you alone I wasn't there for you
Hawre: Well there's nothing you can do about the past all you can do is try to improve the future
Noah: I mean he's right
Ramona: *looks behind her* When did you get there
Noah: Since the phone call
Ramona: *looks ashamed*
Noah: But he's right all you can do is to improve the future anyway let's get out of here *opens a portal and jumps into it
Ramona: Goodbye Hawre
Hawre: Ok goodbye
/Ramona jumps into the portal and goes back to present time/
Noah: *makes a portal to catch Ramona* There are you ok
Ramona: Ya ya I'm fine, where are we *start walking forward* and where are we going
Noah: Follow me your friends are here in Tibet and there in a farm house? With a crashed ship?
Ramona: Oh that thing survived
/Ramona and Noah approach the door and Ramona knocks and a long awaited face greets her/
Roxie: RAMONA!