Ramona and Roxie

Heading to the western North

Recap: Manojmeeta becomes a bad ass Matthew committed terrorism Ramona and Roxie did a thing the rest of the evil ex's re united Scott pilgrim died Kim pines died and my mental health slowly dies with the burn out to finish this 13 part series

Wallace: YOU BLEW UP PART OF TORONTO WTF
Matthew: I mean not that many people died *says in nervous tone*
Wallace: *looks at the numbers of deaths* 10,375 DIED AND THATS NOT A LOT ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING
Manojmeeta: Wth do you have a fetish for murder or something you fucking Masochism freak
Matthew: Don't yell at me on MY ship
Ramona: Is the ship already heading for Poland
Matthew: Ya why
Ramona: *shoots Matthew with a tranquilizer dart* Ok because we are hijacking it
Roxie: That's my girl
Lucas: I'm going to hope someone knows how to work it
Ramona: I do Matthew taught me
Wallace: When did he get time to teach you we been from place to place near death experience to near death experience since we got on this thing to Taiwan
Ramona: Umm
Lucas: I mean ya to be able to rewire a complicated ship like this you would have to have months maybe even years of training and knowledge of engineering
Manojmeeta: Ya I don't know if it's humanly possible to learn the schematics and functions of the ship the size of the Vatican City.
Ramona: Uhhhh
Roxie: I love you and all but they have a point can you explain how did he teach you all thing within a spam of about a week
Ships ai: We have landed in Poland
Ramona: /thats a relief/ Oh no ig I don't have time to explain it let's get going
Roxie: Ok I'm going to get some weapons because I'm back up and ready but I don't want a repeat of the last time
Ramona: I think you should try a different weapon
Roxie: *picks up her two katanas and a small portable electric staff that shoots out like a light saber* Ok love
Wallace: While you two go look for your ex I'll go exploring
Ramona: K, before you do make sure you Knifes and Lucas chain up Matthew
Knifes: Ok, can I join you Wallace
Wallace: Sure thing it's going to be nice to explore without alligators eating people
Knives: And it will be nice without everything blowing up
Lucas: I'll stay behind and make sure Matthew doesn't get out
Ramona: Sounds good, hey Manojmeeta would you like to tag along with us we could use your help if things get violent
Manojmeeta: Id love to come along
Roxie: I'm cool with it thanks for asking Ramona.
Manojmeeta: Actually if Roxie doesn't want me there it's ok I'll stay behind to help Lucas
Roxie: It's fine.
Ramona: Ya it will be ok
Manojmeeta: Ok I'll hope to be of help
Ramona: Let's head to Gdańsk
Roxie: Let's roll
Manojmeeta: I'm ready!
*Lucas and Wallace chain up Matthew abd put him in the same placed Taominyan and head out to explore Gdańsk while Ramona Roxie and Manojmeeta head out to find the next of her evil ex's*
Roxie: Who is this ex and what's there name
Ramona: Jadzia Gorka, she's a hell of a fighter and one hell of a soldier she single handly forced the Russians out of Ukraine and turned Moscow in to a creator
Roxie: Dang
Manojmeeta: Why is everyone else you dated either a world leader or someone on the uns wanted list
Ramona: I guess I like crazy
Roxie: I don't know how to feel about that
Ramona: *kisses Roxie's forehead* Don't think to much into it 
Roxie: *Blushing but annoyed* Fine
Manojmeeta: I think we should stop walking for a bit
/They find a restaurant to eat at and to sit down at/
Manojmeeta: What's your plan
Ramona: To find her
Manojmeeta: Ya but how there are 465,687 people in  Gdańsk and she's one person
Ramona: She has blue eyes dirty blonde hair and hates Russians with a passion
Manojmeeta: Ok let me show you why that's not helpful, *Manojmeeta yells out* Is there any people here who have dirty blond hair blue eyes and hates Russians if so please raise your hands
/Over half the people there raises there hands/
Roxie: Didn't know it was blond night
Manojmeeta: What do you mean by that
Roxie: Who doesn't like a nice drink
Manojmeeta: Oh I don't really drink
Ramona: Ya your in a minority
/A tall Polish woman entered the bar with a bullet proof vest and multiple guns around her waist/
Jadzia: I added 20 more Russian heads to my collection
Ramona: We found her
/Flash back time because I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT/
/It was the summer post Jr year and Ramona and Todd were on a break and someone from Poland was visiting family/
Ramona: Hello there
Jadzia: Can I help you American
Ramona: Rude
Jadzia: My country loves America no insult intended
Ramona: I'm really bored I'm single and free of most of my time
Jadzia: I am secretly a lesbian my country isn't the biggest fan of such things
Ramona: Do you want to date
Jadzia: Sure
Ramona: Ok
/They have been dating for a couple of weeks/
Jadzia: I love you
Ramona: I'm leavin you
Jadzia: Ok
/They break up/
Ramona: Found her
Jadzia: AMERICAN WHORE
*Jadzia starts firing at the three Roxie quickly uses her abilities to teleport her right outside the restaurant*
Manojmeeta: Oh dear
Jadzia: I'm going to kill you Indian
Manojmeeta: Ok that's just rude
Jadzia: It won't matter when your dead *she starts shooting at him
*Manojmeeta flips backwards and runs to the back door exit but Jadzia jumps to his location and she picks him up by his neck about to snap it*
Jadzia: No more life for funny Indian man
*Just when she was about to kill him he pulled out a smoke grenade and put something on her back and got loose*
Manojmeeta: I'm not that easy to kill *runs out of the restaurant and meets up with Ramona and Roxie*  thanks for leaving me for dead
Roxie: Sorry it was a quick reaction I didn't know what else to do
Manojmeeta: Well fighting won't get us anywhere let's fig
*He was cut off Jadzia wacked him out and throw Roxie back about 14 feet*
Jadzia: Only me and you YOU AMERICAN WHORE
Ramona: Damn you ass whole
*Jadzia started to rush at her*
/Lets see what Knives and Wallace are up to/
Knives: Where should we go to first
Wallace: What about we just walk around
Knives: Ok sounds good
/They walk around the city passing several buildings and they come across a museum called The Museum Of The Second World War/
Wallace: Do you want to go in
Knives: Sure
/They go into to see what's inside the museum/
Wallace: This is nice with Kims mouth or Matthews terrist tendencies
Knifes: Ya
/Let's go back to the fight/
*As Jadzia rushes Ramona Manojmeeta silently rolls a smoke grenade behind her and when it goes off Roxie goes in and grabs Ramona and they all run off*
Ramona: Well our plan worked a little to well
Roxie: Ya think
Manojmeeta: I have a secret weapon
Ramona: Ok
Roxy: Hope it works
Manojmeeta: We need someone who's crazy enough to kill her
Roxy: Who would have an off fire power for that and have a complete disregard for human life
Ramona: Lets let Matthew out
Manojmeeta: Excuse me?
Roxy: Are you crazy
Ramona: It's our only way out
Roxy: I don't like this idea
Manojmeeta: Me neither
Ramona: I don't like it but what better idea do we have
Roxy: Ok let's get Wallace and Knives on board before we let him out
*Jadzia was getting close to them*
Roxy: Mano remember that weapon you were talking about
Manojmeeta: Ya
Roxy: I think it's time to use it
Manojmeeta: Thinking the same thing *he presses a button and Jadzia falls on the ground* it's a electric tazer it has enough power to run my country for 10 years but knowing her it will give us about 10 minutes to get out of here
*On the way they run into Knifes and Wallace*
Wallace: What's going on
Manojmeeta: No time to explain get on the ship
*They all run and get into the ship*
Ramona: *unchains Matthew*
Matthew: What are you doing
Ramona: *pushes him off the ship* Give her hell Matthew
Matthew: *sees Jadzia* Ig I'm supposed to fight you
*The ship flys off leaving the two to fight it out in Poland and Roxie drops off her staff*
Jadzia: Do they think another funny Indian man will stop me *raises her fist to crush him*
Matthew: I won't go down without a fight *launches 20 missiles in her area*
Jadzia: *sends back 9 feet* This will be harder then realized
Matthew: All weapons out then
*Jadzia charges at him and swings him in the face and when she comes to finish him off he pulls out Roxie's electric staff shoving it in her mouth stumbling back Matthew sends 157 missiles in there area as the two kept on fighting blocking each other's attacks putting damage on each other they were backed up into the town hall both blooded and injured*
Jadzia: You put up a hell of a fight
Matthew: I have one more weapon up my sleeve
*A giant missile comes in and blows the building up causing it to collapse and explode and out of the explosion a bruised and battered Jadzia comes out*
Jadzia: *calls someone* Pick me up I need to head to Kurdistan
/Let's see how the main crew is/
Ramona: We almost died
Roxie: Ya and all we did was piss her off
Manojmeeta: That's not good
Ramona: At least we are still alive
Roxie: Ya
Manojmeeta: And the people who died in that fight "we have become death destroy of worlds" Oppenheimer
Knives: Ig all we can do is go to the next and final ex
Ramona: Set a course to Kurdistan we are going to fight my final ex Hawre Baran

*Jadzia lands in Kurdistan*
Kurdish guard: This way ma'am *points her down a hallway*
*Jadzia walks down the hallway into the office room to join UlanKidlat and Taominyan*
Taominyan: What took you so long
Jadzia: Ramona happened
Taominyan: Same
UlanKidlat: I have had similar set backs
Jadzia: Well boss what's the next move
Hawre: The situation is out of control I think we must have to terminate the problem