(Made this because I witnessed my grandmother oofing a chicken the other day)
Philippines: So you all are like 40+ except you Tim
Timor: ....
Philippines: I'mma teach you how to oof a chicken...... aesthetically
(Yeah, it won't be aesthetic)
Philippines: Alright, Brenda, your time has come
Brenda the chicken: Bak bak
Indonesia: Not Brenda!
Philippines: That's how life works, now deal with it
Philippines: First, grab a knife obviously
Thailand: What kind of knife?
Philippines: Any knife, I don't really care
Philippines: Now.... Grab this 🏖️ by the neck
Brenda the chicken: Bawk bawk!
Malaysia: I change my mind, I don't want fried chicken anymore
Philippines: Now, we just pluck the feathers on the neck
Brunei: Brenda, no!! 😭
Philippines: Now, slice this 👩#€%3& on the neck
(Rip Brenda, 1942-2023 😢😭😞🕊️🕊️🕊️😭😭😭)
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