Little stories of love and joy.

a good girls guide to murder

Title: Stitches and Sarcasm

Chapter 1: Unexpected Wounds

Pip anxiously walked up the path to Ravi's house, her heart pounding with worry. It had been a long day, and she couldn't wait to see her boyfriend. Little did she know, she was about to stumble upon a scene that would test her patience and unleash her sarcastic side.

As she entered the house, the sight before her made her gasp in horror. Ravi was sitting on the couch, his face bruised and bloodied. His clothes were torn, and he winced in pain as he tried to move. Pip's anger flared up instantly, her concern mixing with frustration.

"What the hell happened to you, Ravi?" she exclaimed, rushing to his side.

Ravi tried to shrug it off, a lopsided grin forming on his swollen face. "Oh, you know, just a little sibling rivalry. Turns out being Sal's brother comes with its own set of hazards."

Pip's eyes narrowed, her hands trembling with anger. "Sibling rivalry? Ravi, this is not a joke! You're hurt!"

Ravi winced as Pip gently touched his wounds. "Ouch! Easy there, Pip. I'm fine, really. Just a few scratches and bruises."

Pip rolled her eyes, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, just a few scratches and bruises? Well, I'm glad you find it so amusing. Maybe next time I'll just let you bleed out on the floor, and we can all have a good laugh."

Ravi chuckled, wincing at the pain it caused. "Come on, Pip, you know I can't resist making light of a situation. It's my coping mechanism."

Pip sighed, her anger subsiding slightly. "Well, your coping mechanism is driving me insane. Sit down and let me take care of those wounds before you start cracking jokes about your own funeral."

Ravi obediently sat down, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "You know, I've always wanted to be stitched up by my girlfriend. It's like a twisted romantic comedy, don't you think?"

Pip rolled her eyes, trying to hide a smile. "Oh, yes, Ravi. Nothing screams romance like blood and stitches. You're lucky I love you, you idiot."

As Pip carefully cleaned and stitched Ravi's wounds, they bantered back and forth, their words a mix of concern, anger, and humor. Ravi's attempts at making light of the situation only fueled Pip's sarcasm, but deep down, she couldn't help but appreciate his ability to find humor even in the darkest moments.

Chapter 2: Unraveling the Mystery

Days turned into weeks, and Ravi's wounds slowly healed. Pip's anger subsided, replaced by a determination to find out who had hurt him. She couldn't stand the thought of someone getting away with hurting the person she loved.

Together, Ravi and Pip delved into the mystery, using their unique skills to uncover clues and piece together the puzzle. Ravi's wit and humor provided a much-needed balance to Pip's intense focus, and their partnership grew stronger with each passing day.

As they followed leads and questioned suspects, their relationship deepened. They laughed, they argued, and they supported each other through the ups and downs of their investigation. The lines between their personal and professional lives blurred, but they didn't mind. They were a team, and nothing could tear them apart.

In the end, they uncovered a web of secrets and lies, leading them to the person responsible for Ravi's attack. It was a shocking revelation, one that left them both reeling. But they faced it together, their love and determination guiding them through the darkness.

Epilogue: Stitches and Forever

Years later, Ravi and Pip sat on a park bench, their hands intertwined. The scars from Ravi's attack had long faded, but the memories remained. They had come a long way since that fateful day, and their bond had only grown stronger.

Pip leaned her head on Ravi's shoulder, a contented smile on her face. "Who would've thought that stitches and sarcasm would lead us here?"

Ravi chuckled, pressing a kiss to Pip's forehead. "Well, my love, it seems we've defied all genres and styles. We're a story of our own."