The TV picture flickers for a little while before clearing to show flames and mayhem surrounding the battleground, where a spiky-collared red demon is smiling while he stabs a larger, plump red demon beneath him. As he advertises, a hand with crimson claws that is familiar appears.
"Well, hello there, you wayward sinner." a radio voice greeted.
The two turned to face the camera after pausing what they were doing. Pointing at them is Alastor.
"Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature?" he asked.
After that, the camera pans to Angel Dust lying in bed and recording his moaning.
"Oh, Daddy, I—"
He stops what he's doing, sits up to confront Travis, Valentino, and other pornographers, and takes out a script from under the pillow.
"Do you really expect me to memorize this whole script?" Angel Dust asked, looking at all the pages of the script.
Cuts back to the industrial area of the Pride Ring
"Of course you do! That's why you're in Hell."
Using his mic cane, Alastor gives the Egg Boi a quick tap on the head. The Egg Bois is suddenly behind him and he faces an overlord in front of him. A screaming sinner douses himself in gasoline, sets himself on fire, and flees.
A shot of a brand new and improved Hazbin Hotel is seen as Alastor introduced it.
"What would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?"
Party poppers are launched, and there are balloons and party hangars inside featuring Charlie, Angel Dust, Niffty, Sir Pentious, Damari in her Swan Demon disguise, and both of Charlie's bodyguard goats, Dazzle and Razzle, standing in front with fake smiles on their faces.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel."
The scene switches to the group, who are all looking serious, and Niffty, who is normal and happy. Charlie then appears and gives the camera a joyful, ecstatic face with thumbs up while Damari timidly waves.
"Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here."
The Hazbin Hotel is seen outside again with the words: CALL NOW!!! OR DON'T! I DON'T CARE! WE STILL DON'T HAVE A WORKING PHONE!
After the commercial concludes, the TV screen switches off, revealing Charlie, Vaggie, and Damari stunned behind it. Alastor smiled and turned to face the girls, having turned off the TV.
"So, what do you think?" he asked.
"I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?" Vaggie demanded, not liking that commercial.
"It was... fine, I guess?" Damari frowned.
"Uh, yeah. One note." Charlie said, agreeing with them.
"Just one?" Damari questioned, turning to her.
Alastor keeps his unwavering smile.
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"This place is about second chances." Charlie said.
The hotel is blocked off, and Charlie and Vaggie clasp hands. They turn to see Egg Boi, Sir Pentious, Husk, Angel Dust, Damari, Niffty, and Egg Boi standing on the balcony, embracing one another.
"To convince Heaven the people of Hell can be redeemed."
The scene cuts to Sir Pentious, nervously clutching an angelic dagger in his captain's attire, and Cherri Bomb, all of the sinners standing guard in front of the Hazbin Hotel. Husk is cracking his knuckles, ready for a battle, and Angel Dust, dressed in a mafia suit, is standing next to him holding an angelic web pistol. Nifty, clutching a pair of scissors, laughs madly. Damari, floating above, is prepared to take a serious beating to those angels, radiating a red glow.
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Hotel's Human Helping Hand (Various x OC)
FanfictionA human girl was having a good normal life when she discovered a strange one eyed creature hurt and saved it. That one simple kindness on that creature had somehow brought her down to her worst nightmare, Hell. At the same time, she meets Charlie an...
