My Gay Best friend

"Go Kill yourself" I scoff at my best friend. 

"Val, please" he pleaded at me with those puppy eyes.

I close my eyes and blocked off my ears with my hands "lalalala, I can't hear you!" I said as I looked at him

"Val, please, he's the one, I promise," he begs

"you say that every single time" I said in an annoyed tone

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How did I get dragged into this? Hi, my name is Valentine or 'Val' for short and  I moved to this school 2 years ago, and this guy, Adam, is my best friend. We're practically inseparable to the point people think we're dating. No, the whole school thinks we're dating, even our teachers. It got so bad that at some point the teachers would keep us away from sitting next to each other just so we won't do PDA. Excuse me? I didn't know a little physical affection would result as PDA, WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING.

Now the dilemma we- I am facing.  the whole school thinks we're dating, and I've been generous enough to not feed into the rumors by staying away from Adam, but this man, this man just can't stop following me, it's so frustrating. Whenever people see us, they think we're the perfect couple,  but had they just listened into our conversation, they'd realize that Adam is gay. He's so fucking gay that he keeps telling me about the guys he has a crush on, at this point, every men in our class has ever been his crush. I just can't take it anymore

So, what does Adam do every time he gets a crush? that's wrong, he just tells me about it and never take the initiative to talk to any of them. Even if he mustered up the courage, he can't say how he feels because... well, people are homophobic. Maybe, I too, would turn homophobic if i stayed next to Adam long enough.

He's currently 'inlove' with one of our classmates again, what was his name again? Keiji? whatever it is, I don't wanna know about his weird obsession anymore. LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE