"ADAM, WTF DID YOU JUST SAY? BROKE UP? HOW? WHY?" I was so shocked, a minute ago, i was talking to his boyfriend and now they're breaking up?!?
"He said i was 'too dry' when i text and he asked if 'it was your first time dating' I figured if i answered him honestly, it wouldn't be a problem" he shrugged
"HE BROKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU HAD NO EXPERIENCE???" i was beyond shock. i mean, honestly speaking, wouldn't you want to date someone who has no experience? so you can show them the wonders of dating? to show them how great it is to have someone who'll embrace you? huh? if it was me, i'd probably be happy to date someone who have no experience.
"AND CAUSE YOU TEXT DRY???" I yelled out again
"..." i looked at Adam in silence
"okay yeah, i can see the reason for the dry texting" if i must be honest, Adam texting skill is so dry that it makes the Sahara desert look like the Pacific ocean.
"yeah, he said we should just start from the 'talking' stage and get to know each other better." he replied, looking as if he didn't care all that much anymore.
"damn... alright, i guess." i kind of shrugged it off, they're not ghosting each other, so it should be alright, right
oh how wrong i was.
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My Gay Best friend
HumorThe POV of a girl who's Best friend is the gayest man she's ever seen in her life, but somehow everyone in the school thinks they're dating.