Rishi Sunak X Boris Johnson

Part 3 my pookie🧚😭🥹🥲🥺😩😭🤧

Rishi shuffled out of the bathroom and cast a angry glare at Boris.

"Don't make daddy angry" Boris said threateningly, but Rishi didn't respond.

"Are you ignoring me?" Boris exclaimed angrily, looking away quickly and guiltily after realising that he had let his alpha out without meaning to.

"Im sorry pooks..." he said gently, cupping Rishi's face. Rishi pushed him away fiercely.

"No! Leave me alone! Just because I had a phat crush on David Bowie doesn't make me one of you! It's not like that.I-" he stuttered, pouting.
"I HATE BLOODY GAYS" he shouted, surprising himself at how loud he was. After all he was so tiny it would be shocking to anyone that he could be so noisyZ

"Pookie... I'm sorry..." Boris murmured, however his patience was running out, and he didn't have much sympathy for a whiny little bitch.
The closet was made of glass.

"IM NOT LIKE THAT" Rishi yelped, the internalised homophobia was rlly showing.

"Jesus fucking Christ look at yourself you utter prat" Boris said, rolling his eyes. "No straight man is a femboy and plus, I've seen you making your speeches, Those tight trousers look like something Freddie mercury would wear"

"N-n-no! I can feel the gay agenda taking control noooo" Rishi cried out.

"I'm sorry to be the one to break the news to you pookie Wookie dookie bear... I think you are a massive boy kisser" Boris said sympathetically
"It's okay, I will look after you"

Rishi looked down regretfully, the last stage of grief settling in. "What am I going to do?" He said cutely.

"Nobody will know... don't you worry my pretty little princess man innit" Boris reassured him, patting his head (this was possible because rishi was so much shorter then Boris).

Boris got picked up Rishi and took him into the kitchen "I'm going to make you some food so you will feel better" he said barking (because Boris Johnson is a Furry, obviously, just look at the poor sod)
Rishi nodded and allowed himself to be picked up bc he's a submissive femboy. Rishi sat down on the kitchen counter and watched Boris intently; he concentrated on every little movement Boris made while thoughts raced through his mind.
Was he really a boy kisser?
Was Boris also a boy kisser?
What would the other people in parliament think of this?
Would the other tories cast him aside?
...
Did the kiss mean as much to Boris as it had meant to him?

Luckily before he had time to dwell on these very important questions Boris stood up from the fridge, with a confused look on his face.
"Where is the milk? How am I supposed to make my manly cupcakes when you're such a right little fatherless git"

"Sowwy 👉👈" Rishi mumbles shyly

"It's okay" Boris sighed, forcing his alpha to calm down, he didn't want to scare his pookie boo.

An awkward silence filled the room as Boris started making them toast(he had decided on toast because it's so Pinterest girly)

"So... what's your star sign?" Boris asked, trying to start a conversation without Rishi having another mental breakdown. Unsurprisingly Boris is a massive Astronomy girly.
"I-I'm a taurus" he stuttered shyly
"I'm a Gemini, we are compatible" Boris said boastfully.
...
"Star signs are bullshit you absolute twat"

Suddenly Boris's alpha came out, this had angered him so much because he was such a Astronomy Pinterest girly who liked to romanticise everything.

Boris started barking at Rishi to show dominance which frightened him a lot but Rishi wanted to fight back so he threw a left hook at Boris and they started fighting but there was so much sexual tension that they both simultaneously combusted.

They ate their toast angrily

They started angrily making out one the flames were put out and Rishi went back to his normal submissive petite self.

"Boris..." he moaned quietly

"Shhh baba grill" Boris whispered back, stroking his hair seductively. "Why don't we go and watch a movie or something huh?" He said, leading Rishi to the sofa.

"Oh yeah how did you get in my house?" Rishi asked causally.

"I used to live here aswell, I know about the shitty locks" Boris answered, sitting down and putting on a horror film.

"P-p-pookie I don't like horror...tehe" mumbled Rishi shyly

"Well I really want to watch a horror and since I'm a straight white man I always get what I want" he said matter-of-factly.

"Stawwwwpppppppppppppppppppp"

Every time there was a jump-scare Rishi practically jumped onto Boris but Boris didn't notice because Rishi was so light and petite he was basically the size of a subatomic particle.

Soon Rishi fell asleep on Boris super cutely and y/nly. Boris decided he would carry him to his room and platonically sleep there with him.
...
But what would happen if someone found them there in the morning...????????????????

Dun dun duhhhhhhhh