It was about 3:45 am and Boris and Rishi were asleep in bed. It was so peaceful, the moonlight filtered delicately through the curtains and a gentle breeze came in through a slightly open window, although it wasn't gentle, this is Britain, it was fucking freezing.
Everything was still, it was perfect. Boris stirred in his sleep when he felt the cold breeze, it reminded him of the many nights he had spent obsessing over Rishi. He suddenly opened his eyes and cautiously got out of the bed, closing the window so the cold wouldn't disturb his pookie bear.
Boris looked around the eerily lit room and a shiver went down his spine.
Did he hear the floor boards creaking ?
Boris and Rishi were the only ones in the building, right?
Boris felt panic rise in his chest. He could hear the glass windows rattling in their frames and the wind whirling outside. The darkness seemed to consume the room, someone could be there and he wouldn't ever know it.
Boris turned around, he felt like he was being watched. He had to protect his pookie boo.
After a few minutes the spooky vibe died down and he went back to bed, quickly slipping back into a deep sleep.
Suddenly Ed Sheeran fell through the fucking roof.
Boris and Rishi jumped out of bed. They were half just really bloody confused and half afraid they people would think they were gay or something if Ed told people, But the more they looked at him the more it seemed like he was really high on Ket for gingers
Boris started growling defensively but Rishi grabbed his arm to calm him down.
"What are you doing here?" Boris shouted
Ed Sheeran started crying.
"You have replaced me already?" He said
Rishi looked shocked and turned to face Boris "YOU'RE EX IS ED SHEERAN?" He exclaimed, he was so shocked he meowed.
"We were so young...." Boris trailed off, defending himself weakly
"Boris you said you loved me! You Didn't update me on your life... and now you've found the one?! Well I don't like his eyes.. and I distress the name... and I hate his haircut, he looks like a prick, but it's all the same!" Ed spat angrily
"Are you quoting.... ?Never mind" Rishi murmured from behind Boris.
Boris's eyes turned red and he turned into a werewolf. It was a full moon and when Boris gets angry on a full moon he turns into the true Alpha form that he is (so Remus lupin core)
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY LITTLE RISHI BOO?" He shouted, causing the whole building to shake with his pure power.
"IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU!" Ed Sheeran shouted back, turning into his ultimate ginger form and glaring menacingly at Boris
Boris Johnson felt fear for the first time in his life... the gingerbread powers were strong... but he was stronger.
"and plus..." Ed Sheeran said smirking "I WILL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOU AND RISHI"
Rishi gasped and began to cry.
"YOU MADE MY MANS CRY!" Boris yelled, attacking Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran cleverly avoided Boris attacking and bit Boris, this meant the worst thing possible... worse then capitalism.... Boris had ginger.
Ed Sheeran laughed maniacally "THATS RIGHT EL I WIN" he shouted, before disappearing into the night.
Boris sunk to his knees and turned back into his human form. "This can't be...." Boris whispered in defeat "what are we going to do pookie? He knows about us... he could tell everyone..."
Rishi looked at Boris in horror "not only that... you.. you have ginger..." he stuttered cutely.
"We have to find a cure and find Ed Sheeran before it's too late" Boris concluded.
It's okay pookie, is being ginger really that bad?" He murmured comfortingly
...
"Yes"
AN
there is nothing wrong with being ginger... unless ur Ed sheeran. Luv you pookies go and touch some grass- Also my dad is finally coming home tmr!!!!!!!!
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Rishi Sunak X Boris Johnson
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