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Gangle: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?

Kaufmo: Microwave for 40 minutes.

Zooble: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!

Kaufmo: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn't own any pots...

Pomni: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!

Kaufmo: Microwave for 40 minutes.

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